Wynonna Judd: Worst. Mugshot. Ever.

Wynonna Judd was arrested today for drunk driving. Here is the mug shot.*

Oh my god, what happened? Didn’t she used to be good looking? Is this really Ashley Judd’s sister? This mug shot is the best advertisment for staying away from alcohol that could ever be produced.

*Warning: viewing of photo may require bleaching of eyeballs afterwards.

yikes!

Actually, poor Wynonna was never good-looking. She belongs to the Ugly Siblings of Gorgeous Stars support group, along with Randy Quaid and Tyne Daly. It was founded by the late Blossom Rock . . .

Christ…she looks like Al Lewis doing an impression of Richard O’Brien…

That is a bad, but

Nick Nolte wins for the ugly mug shot, IMO.

Ya know, I was in Toronto a couple of weeks back with some friends, and we ran into Nick. He’s really cleaned himself up. Of course, he would have to be cleaned up, if he wanted to be seen in public again.

To Eve: Nice to know there’s someone else whosed mind traps these little bits of trivia. Do you remember Blossom in the Dr. Kildare movie series, from the 30’s & 40’s? Wonder how she ever got casted for “The Addams Family.” Can we add Shirley MacLaine and James Arness to your list?

Wide-nona definitely lookin’ bad.

Didn’t her mama teach her to never leave the house without eyeliner and lipstick!!

Oh, and not to drink and drive, but that’s beside the point. No self-respecting Southern woman would leave the house without SOME kinda makeup!

I like her little smile and 3/4 view of her face, as though giving us her best side.

But then there’s no good way to pose for a mug shot.

I read “Wynonna Judd” and thought “Winona Ryder,” so I was even more taken aback by that picture than the rest of you.

Check out this, um, dude.

I did the exact same thing, Typhoon. Quite a shock.

Actually, the worst is Yasmine Bleeth, which shows just how fine the line is between South Florida Baywatch Babe and South Florida COPS Trash.

All I have to say is that this is pretty much a deterrent in and of itself.

I never like pictures of me to begin with. And these are the worst things I’ve ever seen. Nope, it’s law abiding for me!

I LITERALLY “ran into” Robert Downey Jr. when he was stinking drunk. (He staggered into me toting a jug of wine and shouting at passing cars) and I can honestly say he looked better than the majority of men I’ve met in my life who were sober and in many cases cleaned up to make a good impression. Scary!

The Yasmine Bleeth pic is even more unflattering than the Wynona one, I guess because I think of Yasmine having a somewhat “wholesome” and clean-scrubbed look. To me the Wynona Judd picture looks exactly the same as she usually looks, without her eyebrows drawn on.

From the bad mugshot hall of fame, can I suggest Paul Reubens?

Hmmm, I guess this is as good a time for a confession as any. I, uh, thought that Wynonna didn’t look bad if you didn’t see her as a celebrity. She has clear skin, pretty eyes, and a nice smile. She just happens to have blonde coloring that needs some cosmetics to look polished. She looks just fine as a suburban mom who has bigger things to worry about than applying makeup. I thought that Yasmine Bleeth was even better looking. Her lashes and eyebrows provide definition and her lips looked rosy without lipstick. Granted, she’s got some ruddy skin patches, and her hair was messy, but I thought she looked nice and casual. In both cases, given the fact that mug shots aren’t supposed to show you at your best, both women looked okay. I suppose I feel this way because I see lots of celebrity pictures in the supermarket tabloids where every woman wears so much makeup they start looking like each other and their features get lost in all the spackle. I myself wear very few cosmetics, I guess I just like the natural look.

This is going to sound really ignorant but who is tyne dalys gorgeous sibling?

Here is a sad tale told in mugshots. I don’t recommend surfing the rest of the site but this is pretty tame:

http://poetry.rotten.com/spiral/

She looks like a man impersonating a woman.

Wynonna looks EXACTLY like that evil “Leprechaun” guy from those horror movies.