Drat! Foiled again!
Trion beat me to it, and with the game I had in mind but could not name no less.
Drat! Foiled again!
Trion beat me to it, and with the game I had in mind but could not name no less.
Larry, I know the commercial you speak of. I wouldn’t call her a “super-model” rather some random stereotypical goth chick.
Guy sitting in empty room with red velvet couch on the opposite end from goth lass. Looks at her, few flashy cut shots of her trying to look all gothy, he sidles on over (maybe they’ve been in the room for weeks so he thinks he now has a chance with her, I dunno), glances at her bossom and becomes sucked into some nether world of Nintendo gaming by the cube suspended over her breasts. Comes out of his video hell to find himself sitting next to a Gamecube.
WTF?
I don’t know what it was supposed to mean, but it sure didn’t make me want to buy a Gamecube.
Got no problem with the Red Bull commercial (aside from their hype for what is pretty much a useless product). Nudity doesn’t really offend me. Lack of taste bugs me. The Dead or Alive commercial is just crass.
Or if you find, or know people who find, that CG or rendered women are hot.
Gimme a break. I’m not inviting you to the plastic nude martini party.
The movie is starting. I saved you a seat right next to Miss Mao.
mmm… Mao…
And shit I forgot about the Atari porn. I deserve ten lashes for that. Sheesh. Ten lashes from Soul Calibur’s Seung Mina… hoo-boy
Finagle apparently I misinterpretted this:
And this:
And this:
To mean that you had a problem with the suggestive nature and/or near nakedness contained in the ad.
Call me a prune…I mean prude, but I’m a little unsure about having naked breasts (cartoon or otherwise) on at 7:00 PM or earlier. Especially in a commercial, where it is neither educational nor a necessary plot point.
I will say, though, that Dead or Alive 3 is, in fact, a kick-ass game. Hot cartoon women are just a minor bonus.
Sorry 'bout that Hibbins. However, with your reference to “penises “shooting” at stuff” in your earlier post, I have to wonder if Custer’s Revenge was indeed the game you had in mind.
See, to me that seems a lot more like a game called “Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em”. I’m not sure if I have the strength to describe this one myself, so I’ll just post a link to the manual. You’ll have to scroll down and click on the name. For some reason, the direct link doesn’t work.
And yes, I know way too much weird stuff.
There were also assorted “underground” porn games for the NES, with themes such as strip poker.
And I believe the first console with “adult” games that didn’t require leaving anything to the imagination was the 3D0 Multiplayer. There were a couple of adult CD-based titles for that when it first came out.
And finally, to address the OP, the Dead or Alive series has always been about “pneumatic” women. The first game was so jiggly, all the girls must have been fighting on the moon.
Try here, worked for me!!!
Trion thanks for the link! Unfortunately I can’t connect right now. [You’re all a bunch of perv’s!]
I was thinking thinking of Custer’s Revenge. That was the
part.
I was also remembering something along the lines of Sperm Invaders. Thus the
[quote]
…penises “shooting” at stuff…[/quot]
Well I just got the Xbox and DOA3, yeah sure the chicks are hot, but it’s a video game. The guys in the game are pretty buff too, but I really don’t see a commercial of 2 girls sitting on the couch going gaga over the guys in the game. The target audience of the Xbox is guys between 18-30ish, so the commercial is aimed at that group.
The point of the commercial with the spooky chick is that the game it’s about is scary, but you still want to play with it, like the hot goth chick.
Dead or Alive 3 screen shots, posted in sequence from this gaming website. Judge for yourselves.
Female crotch shot. Hubba hubba.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-1-2.jpg
Ditto.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-2-2.jpg
Two guys, no crotch shots.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-3-2.jpg
No clue, but it looks like debris with male bodies.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-4-2.jpg
Kind of dark, but it looks like it might be a male butt shot.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-5-2.jpg
General female, nothing special.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-6-2.jpg
Nice pecs on him.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-7-2.jpg
You tell me. No crotch shots, though.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-8-2.jpg
Shootin’ ‘n’ jumpin’, looks like.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-9-2.jpg
General female, nothing special.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-10-2.jpg
Kinda dark, but looks like a female butt shot.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-11-2.jpg
Whoa! NIIICE boob shot…
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-12-2.jpg
Pretty good female sideways butt shot. They’re all wearing thongs, or what? Nice pecs on him, BTW.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-13-2.jpg
Two guys, one good t-shirt shot.
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-14-2.jpg
Two guys, wrestling. Um, pac boots?
http://www.gamepro.com/microsoft/xbox/games/reviews/images/18220-15-2.jpg
Final answer: Eh, I’ve seen worse (and better :rolleyes: ). If there are any adolescents out there thinking about buying this for the supposed soft-core porn, I’m here to tell you that you can do much better with practically any issue of a professional wrestling magazine.
Wrestling mags? Come on! As a video game player who has been using the female characters in fighting games for as long as they’ve been available I can assure you that there is something instrinsically satisfying about kicking butt with a hot girl.
The show VIP stands testament to the appeal of that, no matter how bad the plot And Michelle Yeoh from Crouching Tiger and Supercop and Supercop 2? Oh, my…
I’d say its the principle of the thing, but I can remember strategically pausing the game in several locations or repeatedly doing some moves over and over to marvel at the “breast physics” engines.
I am not certain why admiring a representation of an attractive, physically capable and extroverted female is in any way “sick” or “immature” on its face.
Bring me the hotties! (FTR, Soul Calibur is much more appealing to me than DOA. Ivy’s finesse and prowess are incredible… she is pretty much the best character in the game, IMO… well, when she is in the hands of a skilled player like myself :))
Well personally I always use the female characters in fighting games purely because I favour kick attacks and the females tend to be set up with better kicks. Sarah in the VF series rules in this regard. And Pai.
And they tend to be faster and more “technical”, also suiting my gameplay.
What? What? Stop looking at me like that! Kicking - that’s all it is! I like to kick!
pan
There is the old saying:
Men always make passes
On women who kick asses.
If you would like to know more about pornographic Atari games you can find some screenshots and commentary on this page.
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/atari2600.htm
Maybe it’s just me, but I can’t tell the porn ones from the normal ones. Those guys in Sneak 'n Peek seem to be sporting boners almost as big as the Knight on the Town’s.
Never let it be said that a woman can’t be sexy and empowered.