xtisme, come on down, you muppet!

[ivan_astikov]

Interesting, how? In what context?

[Muffin]

@ivan_astikov

Tell us all why you want to know and I’ll give you a full list of the crimes I’ve been convicted for.

An SDMB poll’s results have indicated that you are full of shit, but I am curious as to what kind of shit it is that you are full of. Knowing what you been convicted for will help identify what kind of shit you are full of.

Now that I have told you why I want to know, kindly fulfill your promise and give a full list of all the crimes for which you have been convicted.

[Smeghead]

@Smeghead

I look forward to your next attempt to weasel out of a promise.

@ivan_astikov

Interesting, how? In what context?

Well done. Speedy and blatant, just how I like it.

[ivan_astikov]

Here you go, Muffin.

*Burglary of homes and commercial premises

Car theft and related unauthorised road use offences

Violent conduct ranging from assault, to wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm

Possession of cannabis*

All convictions occured during the years 1976 to 1991.

I hope that information is helpful in your attempts to make me look bad. I can see you are in desperate need of new material.

[Muffin]

@ivan_astikov

Here you go, Muffin.

*Burglary of homes and commercial premises

Car theft and related unauthorised road use offences

Violent conduct ranging from assault, to wounding with intent to cause grievous bodily harm

Possession of cannabis*

All convictions occured during the years 1976 to 1991.

I hope that information is helpful in your attempts to make me look bad. I can see you are in desperate need of new material.

I don’t need any information to make you look bad.

[ivan_astikov]

Ohhhhhhhh yes you do!

[Smeghead]

@ivan_astikov

Ohhhhhhhh yes you do!

Wow, I’ve never seen anyone disprove a sentence he’s in the process of typing before.

[ivan_astikov]

I take it you are unaware of the great British Panto tradition?