xtisme, come on down, you muppet!

… who, when visiting Earth, like to put their kids’ asses on restaurant tables while wearing nothing but a diaper.

Based on the responses to this thread, do you think I should value any particular member’s opinions over the detailed analysis by Mr Dolan?

Nobody. How old do you think I am? xtisme was the one who claimed he would make me look stupid. I just opened the thread to give him the opportunity to prove himself capable.

You’re such a raffish Giraffe. Go and find a use for that 18" prehensile tongue on xtisme’s arse.

Yes. Every single one.

The credulous come from pretty much every demographic group, so I have no idea.

And yet you beat him to it.

Because we haven’t been visited by aliens. Really, man.

No one gives a shit what you believe. The problem comes when you post in threads where non-stupid people are having a conversation and expect anyone to take you seriously with nothing but allusions to “incontrovertible proof” in a book you read.

No actual outlining of the facts behind said proof (though I’ll go out on a ledge and guess that it boils down to the author reading/hearing about an Official Report that said there were aliens – if it’s in an Official Report, it’s guaranteed to be true), no acceptance that people don’t typically accept random assertions without evidence, just the turd that was your post plopped into the punch bowl of an otherwise interesting thread.

As long as you post like a retarded teenager, people are going to treat you like one.

Nope, he’s simply an idiot.

So, I’m supposed to give more credence to a bunch of highly opinionated members of a messageboard, who offer no credentials other than an ability to be completely snarky twats?

Jog on, you fuckwits.

I’m just popping in to note that I am not one of the silent majority who you think are on your side. I would encourage anyone who does agree with ivan to jump in, to prevent this from becoming an unfair pile on.

Well, let’s see. I’m 36 now, but I read and believed Chariotsof the Gods roughly two and half decades ago. So, if you’re like me, I guess you’re around ten or eleven.

You know, I’d love to be able to claim super psychic powers or the ability to see into The Future™, but really this goes beyond even my imaginings. And, to give credit where credit is due, I truly couldn’t have done it without you, Ivan. You have been the star, the key player in fulfilling my claim.

Couldn’t have done it without you man…snifflestifled sob

(snort of derision and attempt to maintain a straight face)

-XT

Don’t worry about me. I can handle a pile on without back-up.

You’re the one asserting that some obscure book that no one has ever heard of proves the most significant thing in mankind’s history, contact with intelligent life. You refuse to even provide an outline of any sort of argument for us to respond to.

You feel that this is the default position of truth, and that you don’t have to attempt to prove this case, but that the burden of proof is on us to disprove it.

Even if you fully believe that this book is indeed proof, you must understand that just in the realm of logical debate, your position is completely ridiculous, right? A rational, intelligent person in your position would be saying “ok, I know this extraordinary claim demands extraordinary proof, and here’s my case”, not “you idiots! you have no credibility to stand up to an author of an obscure book! HAHA I AM RIGHT”

xtisme, despite your enthusiasm, you’re not very good at this making me look foolish lark.

I suggest you go and attempt to steal sweets off children, or something a little easier for a man of your obviously limited capabilities.

I’m with Ivan on this one. That book was a real eye opener, illustrating a few things I had been having suspicions about regarding a few other things.

xtisme, why dont you put up or shut up!. You dont like the books findings, then either debunk them or debunk yourself. I’d help, but I am debunking your mother.

I also dont care what any of you think. If you havent seen the light regarding some or all of the things in the book, then you are muppets. With hands stuck up your arses. The hands of the government I bet, controlled by the aliens. Illegal aliens.

If you were interested in anything more than ridiculing the subject, you could have gone to Amazon and found all the information you ask for. Your lack of such basic research leads me to believe that sincerity might not be a strong point of yours.

You don’t have to give credence to anyone. No one’s really trying to convince you of anything here, mostly we’re just making fun of you.

But don’t expect anyone to give you credence when you don’t make an argument or say anything meaningful.

You did say you accepted Paypal didn’t you?

I had to do the same thing. The bitch kept eating crackers in bed.

What? So you expect me to laboriously type out a case from the book, so you lot can run your expert eyes over it and then proceed to make your rationalisations based on your current beliefs? Nah, I don’t really fancy that. As I’ve said, this publication seems to be the most serious approach to this subject I have ever encountered, and it needs to be read in full before it should be discussed by anyone.