xtisme, come on down, you muppet!

I have to insist here that I agree with **xtisme **in this case. I have to report that when I was young I also swallowed up the UFO and Extraterrestrial tales. I think I began to realize how silly they were when I began to notice how weak the evidence was and is. Also, when there are good explanations present the proponents of UFOs rarely accept the evidence, just like 9/11 truthers.

http://www.debunker.com/texts/ObergCuttySark.html

And that was from NewScientist Magazine from 1979… I can see that **nothing **has changed among UFOlogists.

When you were young? I’m sure I’d feel insulted if I wasn’t so amused, being the hardly green age of 47.

Well, I was going to say “when I was younger”, but yeah, since I’m 45 I guess I can call you “gramps”. :stuck_out_tongue:

Translation: I am lazy and stupid, but also belligerent.

Translation: I’ve got nothing, but I’ll jump to a conclusion anyway.

ps. You’ve made 5 posts since this one -

Seems you’ve developed quite a taste for the jism.

I hate to say it, xt, but ivan’s got a valid point here. You haven’t been doing half the job of making him look stupid in this thread that he’s done.

The book is crap written by a stupid twat. Those are it’s failings.

Your failings are that you’re lazy and you’re a stupid twat. “I’m not gonna make an argument. I’m gonna let someone else do it for me and make everyone else buy his book to disprove me.” What a steaming pile. I’m almost expecting to find that you’re his literary agent or his mother stirring up internet arguments in a desperate ploy to drive up his book sales amongst the gullible. And even if everyone here that thinks you’re a crackpot bought the book and debunked it thoroughly, you’d point to the books strong sales as proof of authority.

Why are you all making a circle around me and jerking off the poster to your left? Is this normal behaviour from a group of supposed intellectuals?

And no, Harborwolf, I’m not his mum.

Why should I read the book? I don’t give a shit if you believe in UFOs or not. To the extent that I want you to be “enlightened” on any subject, it would be the subject of how to be a useful and interesting participant of this message board. You seem to be unclear on how this works, as you think that snarling, “Read this book or shut up,” is an adequate substitute for debate. There is, alas, no book titled, “How to be a Useful and Interesting Member of the SDMB,” so I am left with no recourse other than to describe ideas I find meritorious to you in my own voice. Which, by some sort of wacky cosmic coincidence, is also a big part of how one becomes a useful and interesting member of this message board.

That kind of circularity really makes you think, doesn’t it? No? Maybe it’s just me, then.

At any rate, you do seem to give a shit if other people believe in UFOs or not. In fact, you seem to get pretty upset at the idea that people don’t believe in UFOs, if this thread is anything to go by. Hence, my previous post, where I described what you should do if you want people to change their minds about UFOs. Which does not seem to have made much of an impression, as you basically ignored the entire thing, and once again resorted to imperial commands to go read a book, apparently missing the entire part of my post where I tried to explain that you need to give me a reason to read the book. I’ve got a lot of people telling me to read books, and not enough time in my life to read all of them. So, when you, a random stranger on the internet, tells me to go read a book, you’ve got to do a lot of work to jump the queue of book recommendations I’m getting from friends, family, reviewers I’m familiar with, reviewers I’m not familiar with but who make a good case for the book, and even random internet strangers who are at least willing to invest the minor amount of energy necessary to pound out two or three hundred words describing what the book says and why I should listen to it. If you’re not going to do the work to sell me on the book, why should I do the work of reading it?

Nemo, I admit freely that I haven’t done a fraction of a percent of the job of making him look stupid as he’s done. He gets the lions share of the credit, and I’ll be the first (and third) to acknowledge that. I’m humbled by his performance in this thread, and the way he’s fought so hard to make my prediction come true!

-XT

I’d like to suggest a Short, very informational read for** ivan.**

You know, for someone too lazy to write out a post summarizing a supposedly important book, you sure are posting a lot.

Supposed intellectual? I’m a total dick. I know just enough about science to instantly jump to the wrong conclusion and pull shit out of my ass (more pleasant than pulling it out of my nose) when cornered. And even I think you’re completely wrong.

Agent it is. Good luck with the sales drive.

Well, for starters you’re a confused, belligerent conspiracy theory wackdoodle and anti-Semitic bigot (sorry for the redundancy).

How appropriate for your sig.

Oh, do pardon me! I didn’t realise I had to have the Miller Seal Of Approval to post on this messageboard. I’m going to have to pay attention to everything you say and strive to be a better Dope member! :rolleyes:

Yes, it’s just you and your poncy way of thinking.

Give your fingers a rest; you’re just coming across like a self-important prick.

Still waiting for it to happen tho’. All I’m getting thus far is a lot of bleating.

Yes, you’re definitely winning this one. Also, when the aliens come, all those girls who laughed at you in high school are going to be sorry.

That’s why you failed your driving test, despite years of driving without a license.

So let me get this right, Ivan.

What you’re really saying in this thread is that XT is ET? :dubious: