Hey, check it out, pics of me. Kind of disappointing that the first pictures I’ve had taken in five years were by a complete knob who doesn’t know how to use a camera, but (shrugs) we art folks can be jerks about this stuff because we know how to use cameras.
Anyways, the reason this was taken is to show all the people back home my new hairstyle. The stuff on top of my head used to be about four inches longer, and stood straight up. Kind of like Kramer on Seinfeld, except that mine was fluffy and I didn’t use hair gel or a team of professional stylists.
It was cut for a mullet contest here at the University. Everyone freaked out when I showed up with a godlike mullet, so they gave away free beer and pizza and took me down to get shaved in front of the entire school. (So everyone was more or less on an equal level, you see.)
The prize is $1000 travel expenses, in February, plenty time for it to grow back. Everyone knows I’m going to win, the closest thing to a competitor just dropped out of the competition last week.
I FEEL LIKE A GOD!!!
You’ll have to copy and paste the addy into your tool bar, other methods won’t work (such as clicking – I don’t know why)
Ok, I’ve seen this style for years and years, but had never heard it referred to as a mullet. And in my defense I had been living outside of the USA for three years, until the beginning of last summer. I thought this might be some brilliant idea someone came up with like Survivor, Who Wants to be a Millionaire, boy bands or Brittany Spears while I was away. :rolleyes:
Ever see “Joe Dirt” with David Spade? (No, neither have I.) The hair cut he has in that movie is a Mullet. It is typically a short hair cut, but it is shoulder length at the back.
Here in Canada (and maybe in other places) it’s also called “Hockey Hair”.
Oh, I’ve seen them. I live just across the river from Kentucky, and grew up in Florida. Just never heard it called a mullet. Maybe I ran with the wrong crowds. Anybody have an idea on the etymology. Of course in Florida a mullet is a fish that swims in the shallows and brackish creeks. So if somebody said, “look at the mullet on that dude” I would be looking for a fish.
“Achy-Breaky Hair” or “Bidness Up Front, Party in the Back”
Ah yes. I know them well. Not from experience, mind you.
Ever notice that the drunk guy who gets busted for spousal abuse on COPS is always the SAME GUY? Wife-beater T-shirt, mullet, huge gut, Miami Dolphins shorts, and ONE flip-flop.
“Sir, I see you’ve lost a shoe.”
“Nope! Found one!”
Nice pics, ya big ol’ goof. Own any Dolphins shorts?
For those who can’t get the link to work (OpalCat, Zette)…
Neither could I, until I recalled seeing someone say here a few days back that if you add a “space” to the end of the link after copy/paste to the address bar, it lets you through.
Hope that helps. It’s a Geocities thing, apparently.
