So what’s with mullets? Why would anyonw ant a hairstyle that screams… “Hi. I’m a dirty skid who likes my shorty top long back wavy maine!”
Reference: http://www.mulletsgalore.com
Vixen, the other person that sent me this link is a geology prof. in North Dakota.
What do you think the connection is?
Firstly, this is the wrong forum to be posting this kind of thread. Perhaps you will get a better response in IMHO.
Secondly, as someone who wears my hair in the way that you just denigrated, and has for many years, I like my hair long (several reasons–spiritual, personal, aesthetic…), but keep it short on top because I HATE when it gets in my face.
I take offense to the idea that it screams “Hi. I’m a dirty skid who likes my shorty top long back wavy maine!” Personally, mine screams “I am a clean, well-maintained, musically oriented business man who likes my short-topped, long-in-the-back, STRAIGHT mane.” 
Granted there are those who wear that hairstyle and look unkempt, but please lose the stereotype, as I am sure that there are people who are “dirty” but choose to wear their hair like you, too.
Thanks and have a wonderful day in IMHO.
Meep!
Another link http://www.mulletjunky.com/skullet.htm
Call it creativity?
Nah. When the OP is as provocative as that, I like to let the Pitizens have a chance to teach folks some manners.
Go git 'em, folks!
To the Pit. (Bwahahahaha!)
for all you kevin keegan fams out there, Here’s King Kev with all his mighty mullettude in full flow
I beg to differ, TwistofFate. Keegan’s Barnet at the time was not a Mullet but a shaggy spiral perm of the kind usually known as …er… a “Kevin Keegan”.
For a truly top-class pair of football mulletts, check out Glenn Hoddle and Chris Waddle during the hoof-it-over-the-bar-then-release-a-fucking-awful-record period.
I take it you have a copy of “Diamond Lights” then?
I suppose it wasn’t really a mullet, but I couldnt find a picture of Pat Sharpe or Glen Hoddle
Hoddle? Waddle? Keegan?? You gotta be kidding.
Check out the King of Mullets, Trifon Ivanov. Or, as my friend calls him, Jesus on Cocaine.
Damn good defender, too.
OH
MY
GOD. . .
With the exception of the combover, there is absolutely no hairstyle as bad as the mullet! Do these people not own mirrors? Do these people not hear all the jokes and catty remarks made about mullets? Do they ever wonder why people are snickering behind their back?
HELLOOOOOOOOOO. . . doesn’t the fact that there are jokes and catty remarks and snickers tell you that “Hey, just maybe my hairstyle looks stupid?” Did you run out of money before your haircut was completed?
GAG!
No offense meep, but this statement says it all (bolding mine):
[Garth voice on]Live in the NOW Wayne
As for other dopers commenting about people laughing at me or my chosen style, oh well, that never bothers me. I am glad if I can brighten someone’s day, even if they think it is at my expense.
Actually, I am quite aware of what people around me think, and while there are those who don’t like it, there are those who go on and on about how healthy my hair is and how good it looks (meanwhile, I blush).
I can make fun of the styles that others choose to follow as well, but why? Why would I be as childish as the person who started this thread? Come to think of it, I wasn’t even that childish as a child.
Good call!
Mullets are a godsend. Mullets allow us to know who is an inbreeder and who is not. Without the mullet, we might very well contribute to the success of the trailer park boom. That indeed would be a travesty.
removes tongue from cheek
I love mullets. The sweat, the beer-drinking, the mullet. God, I love rednecks.