Suggested by this web page . Here’ s an excerpt:
This being is wanted in connection with the first degree murder of thousands of people in the city of Sodom, tens of thousands of Egyptians during the Exodus, and hundreds of thousands during the Great Flood; and for the criminally negligent homicide of more than five billion people; and for other crimes against humanity.
The equally serious charges of negligent homicide of billions of people stem from three separate acts:
His faulty and criminally negligent design of nature in general, whereby the survival of each individual being requires the killing of hundreds or thousands of other individual beings.
The intentional inclusion of a product defect in the design and fabrication of all living beings, whereby, after a relatively brief interval of existence, each and every one dies, often horribly, either by accident, as the result of a conscious or unconscious act of another (frequently the suspect himself), by the often-disfiguring and crippling effects of disease, or by the always-disfiguring and crippling effects of old age.
His criminally negligent failure to intervene to prevent the injuries and deaths of billions of people, despite the fact of his awareness (via omnipresence and omniscience) and ability (via omnipotence) to do so.
Thoughts?
It’d be pretty hard to bring Him in and do a Line-Up. No one knows what He looks like.
I’m pretty sure tat was a euphemism for “buttocks.” Yahweh’s a big dude.
Amp
August 7, 2008, 5:46pm
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Suspect one, please step forward and repeat the phrase, “LET THERE BE LIGHT”.
Squink
August 7, 2008, 5:50pm
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White’s all talk.Ernie Chambers to actually file suit:Hearing on Neb. senator’s lawsuit against God set
Chambers is a national treasure!
Also see James Morrow’s novel Blameless in Abaddon for more God-On-Trial goodness.
Cisco
August 8, 2008, 1:09am
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In response to the accusations, God is reportedly preparing a final message to his creation.
WE APOLOGISE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
I’d like to see Dog the Bounty Hunter go after him just to hear Dog tell him, “You need Christ, bra.”
It can never come to trial, for all the lawyers are on the other side.
“You leave my son out of this! After what you people did to him, you got no right!”
As a Christian, I’ll stand forth. He’s in me. Let’s talk.
Love, Phil
PS I’m looking forward to any challenge.
Prove he’s inside you. Let us talk to him.
The real question is, where the hell do you find Zeus, Brahma, Ahriman, Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, the Easter Bunny and the Flying Spaghetti Monster to fill out the lineup?
“Created man in His own image,” and all that- so I guess if you used actual people you could just pick out any dude in the lineup and you’d have the right guy, or something.
How you gonna build a jail that can hold him?
Or, if you go for the death penalty, how ya gonna kill him?
He can’t be much of a god. Every living thing he creates dies.
astorian:
How you gonna build a jail that can hold him?
Or, if you go for the death penalty, how ya gonna kill him?
Eli Wiesel has written that while he was in Auschwitz, he saw a group of elders, all rabbis, I believe, literally put God on trial in the camp. They held a makeshift court proceeding with a prosecutor and defense attorney and witnesses and a judge, the whole bit. They found him guilty of murder and sentenced him to death. Then they held their evening prayers as usual.
Cisco
August 8, 2008, 5:46am
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Eli Wiesel has written that while he was in Auschwitz, he saw a group of elders, all rabbis, I believe, literally put God on trial in the camp. They held a makeshift court proceeding with a prosecutor and defense attorney and witnesses and a judge, the whole bit. They found him guilty of murder and sentenced him to death. Then they held their evening prayers as usual.
This supports my theory that most Jews are all about tradition and could give a crap about all the supernatural stuff, which is why it’s my favorite religion.