“So when I came back to life, I was all ‘Gotcha Ya!’ Totally freaked them out! Oh, you should’a been there.”
Someone told him about Intelligent Design
Jesus: “What do you call the act?”
Paul: “The Apostles”
embarrassing snorty laughter
He put a whoopie cushion on the seat to his left.
God made a farty noise when he sat.
Longinus is tickling his side with a spear.
Actually, I think he might be choking on a tootsie roll.
Let’s ask iGod.
Me: Hey God, Is Jesus choking on a tootsie roll?
God: The question is whether or not he is choking, but where the tootsie roll might have come from in the first place?
Me: Oh God, your such a poet.
God:
Cool but, if you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
:rolleyes:
okay, so I made that up.
Someone just asked him, “Hey, Jesus, will ‘Christian’ hatemongers and televangelists really have a place in Heaven when they die?”
That’s his O face.
He’s observed that a lifetime of ministry and his gruesome sacrifice on the cross has finally come down to T-shirts printed with poorly-rendered pastel sketches of him being flogged on the internet, of course. Hell of a punchline!
[hijack]
Now I remember where I saw that guy who was in Sons & Daughters the other night. Thanks.
[/hijack]
As for the laughing:
“You mean someone actually tried to pass a camel through the eye of a needle? It was a parable, for My sake!”