Yeah! I got my first gig!

Oh wait! I just remembered another bass player joke!

Two men were sitting at a bar, and struck up a conversation about IQ’s. The first guy says “well, mine’s 210!” The second guy says “Really? Mine’s 200.” They start conversing about stuff like science, arts, world peace, and the like.

Two other guys are at the other end of the bar, and the first guy says “hey, my IQ is 65!” The other one says “no kidding! Mine’s 62. So, what brand of bass strings do you use?”

Sorry. And FWIW, I got the above joke directly from Bass Player magazine. :smiley:

Lucki, do you think you could learn this song?

You cab replace the “jug solo” with a bass solo. like anyone would notice.

I’m sure you could make it very Punky. It’ll really build your reputation. And it’d make me very happy.
-Rue.

Like someone else said, you can find plenty of people to jam with if you play bass. At my high school, there were plenty of guitarists- a couple good ones, a few decent ones, and a bunch of bad ones. The one thing that hindered a lot of people from filling out their bands was the inability to find a bassist. It would often end up being whatever guitarist had the least of an ego problem and would accept playing bass for a while. So, practice hard, and have fun.

-Neil

Lucki, you might wanna check out
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=90268

Q: How do you get a bass player off your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

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Damn…I forgot that one

Hehe, our bass player had never played a note in his life till he joined the band. The fact that he’s the only person in the band who can drive a car, and therefore a van was of course completely incidental to our choice…