Yes Captain Moron, it DOES hurt.

The BBQ Pit
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That’s why I collapsed on the floor with a scream.
You see, that’s what happens when YOU DISLOCATE MY SHOULDER

Yes, I strained my shoulder the day before, and somehow I managed to slightly dislocate it while I slept and woke up in extreme pain.

I got it settled back in.

Now, I can’t move the angle of my upperarm because it hurts so damn much to do so.

So what the fuck where you thinking when you walked up behind me and dropped both hands on my shoulders?

Moderate impact at the SAME angle that caused the problem to begin with = EXTREME PAIN.

No STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME. I will pop my shoulder back by myself.

Yes, I know it looks like doing that hurts.

BECAUSE IT DOESN HURT. I swear to fucking god, if there was justice in the world I could tie you upside down and give you a chromic acid enema.

Ok, time to go back into the lab and finish work :confused:

2

Fresh, orange and smoking, or the icky looking green stuff ?
Decisions, decisions… :slight_smile:

3

I take it you were falling behind on your research? My boss used to just give us titty-twisters when we didn’t produce results fast enough – your boss sounds like a real go-getter.

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No this was in the breakroom during lunch. Someone I hadn’t spoken to in a while walked up behind me and did the ‘drop the hands on the shoulder’ “HOW YOU DOIN’?” thing.

Except I went down…

and stayed down for a while.

I have no split 4 flaks of cells while being unable to move my dominate arm.

It took 45 min vs 3 min normally :frowning:

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Now, see, if Captain Moron had been my sister, she’d have started yelling at YOU for the incident!

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CR I will be so glad when you get outta da monkey bin and go back to school !!