I didn’t know he was lost. Couldn’t he just ask his dad for help?
Those are all over, for all locations. HMB= Half Moon Bay, SZ= Santa Cruz…
MY KID IS AN HONOR STUDENT AT WHITEBREAD ELEMENTARY; DON’T ASK ABOUT MY OTHER KID.
This post just made my day!
“Make a traffic hazard if you wanna see Jesus real soon!”
On a peice of paper taped to the back window of I van I saw today, which didn’t make much sense until, five cars up the road, I saw someone on the back of a truck waving “honk if you love Jesus!”
There’s an easy solution to this.
Simply have a bumper sticker made that reads: My (insert daughter/son here)'s BM’s don’t stink as bad as your’s do.
Eh, my dad got a kick out of putting a Harvard sticker on the back of his 20-year-old pickup. I’m glad he got something for his money.
“Your kid might be an honor student, but YOU’RE still a loser!”
I mean, seriously. Thumping your chest over your achievements is bad enough. Thumping your chest over what someone related to you acomplished…that’s just pathetic.
(P.S.: My sister graduated from MIT at the top of her class. I still maintain that her being one of the most intelligent, compassionate, warm, socially conscious people I know and recently getting into video games again are her far more important qualities.)
I had a college instructor for one class who mentioned the seminar she helped lead at Harvard way too many times. The more catty of the women in the class just started to insult her looks, clothes, and everything behind her back because we were all sick of her more-intelligencia-than-thou attitude.
My usual reaction when stuck behind one of these morons is “So didn’t they teach you how to DRIVE at Harvard?”
Country Western music and dancing. 
Esprix
One day I saw one of those oval stickers with BFD on it (stuck on the back of an old truck). Took me a few seconds to get it, but it was good for some chuckles.
Local shop puts out one
“We tatooed and pierced your honor student”
Rigel
My father gets a kick out of those … mainly because my brother is built like me, only moreso (if he were green he could play The Incredible Hulk as a teenager*). The thought of someone his age beating him up is really amusing.
*Yes, I know he didn’t have those abilities as a teenager…