Yes, officer, indeed I was speeding

I got pulled over for speeding. Fair cop, the radar said I was doing 42 in a 30 MPH zone. At least I didn’t get a ticket – just a written warning, and this despite the fact that the registration sticker on my plate was for 2003. Yep, registration is current, as the paper in my glove compartment proved (and of course he called it in to check) – the Registry had just neglected to send me the stickers. I’ve since called and got them put in the mail.

So how did I escape a ticket and a fine, not to mention a surcharge on my insurance? Humility, that’s how.

After the cop told me how fast I was going, he asked me, “Why were you going so fast?”

My answer, in a tone of chagrin at myself: “Because I’m stupid.”

Well! His face lightened at that, and he was amiable for the rest of the interchange.

I can’t say whether confession is good for the soul, but in this case it sure was nice to my wallet.

I’m SO trying this approach next time I get pulled over for speeding.

Usually I’m polite to a fault but use the “I’m running late for picking up my kids” excuse. Not a ticket stopper but at least I don’t come across as completely irresponsible. Usually it reduces the fine though, as the cop drops my actual speed on the ticket.