Yes or No, Are you still beating your SO?

Yes. I daily curse him out loud and to his face. I have to kick the little bastard out of the kitchen when I’m making breakfast because he’s all over me. Then at night, he starts making choking noises when we’re in the bed - I had to toss him out in the hall the other night during that. It’s looking like he needs to go to the doctors soon, I’m not sure WHAT they’re going to say.

Stupid freaking cat…

Yes, I am still beating my Sex Organ

I’m still beating him over the head with the “Where is this going, dammit?” question… Does that count? :wink:

Yes, but I’m so weak I don’t think he even notices most of the time.

she tastes better battered than beaten. I’m thinking of trying whipped next.

I should hope so, without the beat Your SO is just 2 guitars and a reedy voiced lead singer. I mean really the beat is the only good thing they have going for them.

I had my head turned, could you do that again?

I don’t need to; she does a good enough job on herself.

I don’t recall anything specific about anything in general.

Er… it’s not a compound question.

It does, however, assume facts not in evidence.

  • Rick

ummm…42?

If by “SO” you mean “Sexual Organ”? Than yes, I beat it every day.

Well, that is certainly a new thought.

What the hell kind of board games do you play?

well, manduck beat newthought to the SO punch

She beats me down in the morning, I knock her up at night.

I was being facetious. The fact that anewthought hadn`t really come up with one is the kicker.:wink:

Yes, but so does he, and anyway we have a safe word.

How clever can you be with a “yes or no” question?

Ouch! Got me!
And where did you come up with that name?! Great!