Yes or No, Are you still beating your SO?

In My Humble Opinion
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Lenny Bruce, if anyone remembers him
“I don’t know what the hell is, Bill. I’ve been beating this sub all night and I just can’t seem to get off on it!”

“What type of sub are you beating?”

“Aren’t all submissives the same?”

THAT’S THE MISTAKE A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE!
:smack: :smack: :smack: [sub]I’m sorry, but this little piece of free association has been stuck in my head since this thread started and I’m going to get rid of it, even if that means posting it here! Ignore this post! Please, just forget I even posted it![/sub]

42

She’s my sister!

slap!

She’s my daughter!

slap!

She’s my sister!

slap!

She’s my daughter!

slap!

She’s my sister AND my daughter!

I hope that clears things up.

43

That, of course, was the little known fourth commercial that you will never see on television…

44

Why is everyone else answering a question clearly addressed only to the users “yes” and “no”?

45

Yes or no. Are you going to stop using tired old rhetorical devices that won’t work on me?

46

Yes and No.

47

Or.

48

Loaded question, eh? :rolleyes:

49

No, that would be Dave’s job. (He’s the drummer in the band.)

50

:confused:

51

No. I’ve started beating yours instead.

52

Only when she sets a bad egg-sample.