Hey Swampy! It’s my Grandma’s birthday Thursday. She’s going to be a million! (I’m rounding up, there.) It’s also my older sister’s anniversary. (Plus her husband’s. Oddly, they both have their anniversary on the same day.) She’s just my older sister, not my big sister because she’s shrimpy. She’s the shrimpiest of the whole family. And the only blonde. The rest of us have dark hair. It’s just that way.
Happy Birthday Swampy! May your day be chock-full of burly goodness!
Hey, Roo! Do you still do those cutesy little Monday morning posts?
Just wondering, NoClueBoy.
I turn 43 Saturday, and Swampy gets all the attention? ::pouts::
Damn, I can’t even work up a good huff around here. That smiley was supposed to be :: pouts ::
I’m depressed.
Not depressed as in ‘clinically depressed’, just depressed as in “I don’t wanna talk to anybody, leave me alone” depressed.
But I can’t let this go by without coming in and wishing my buds Swampy and ** vunderbob** Happy Birthday, so:
Happy Birthday Swampy and vunderbob!!!
You may now return to your regularly scheduled MMP, already in progress.
BTW, this post was authorized by me, Bumbazine.
[COLOR=Blue]HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO SWAMPY AND VUNDERBOB![/COLOR]
Well, it was the second day of my new job and I am feeling more and more out of my comfort zone. I know this is normal, but I hate feeling uncomfortable. I actually saw my offical job description today and took a great big gulp when I finished it. Well, I’ll get past it, I suppose.
In other news, it’s still warm and sunny here and I am actually looking for rain. See, that’s a sign of a true Washingtonian…when you start WISHING for rain.
Well, I need to put dinner on for the Tater clan…I’m not really hungry, but they probably are. It’s just too hot to eat.
;j
Wow! NCB is a class act. The coding impaired among us salute and honor you. 
vunderbob, the reason swampy is getting all the attention is that for the past two to three months, he’s worked his upcoming birthday and its associated celebrations into darn near every other post he posts. I mean, my birthday is in September and I’ll be divisible by 11, but do you see me posting about it all the time? swampy, bless his soul, was so excited about turning 50 that he had to tell us all about it. I’ll be going down to see my family, and we’ll have a big dinner of prime rib and ravioli, with a white or yellow cake with chocolate frosting on my birthday early in September, but really, why would you want to hear about that? Could you imagine if everyone posted about every birthday and what they were doing to celebrate it? We still do a full present exchange at birthdays, like the one I’ll have the day after Labor Day, so I’ll get gifts from all three of my sisters, my oldest niece and my Mom (and my brothers-in-law, nephew-in-law and young nephews and niece by association–the women are always the gift-buyers, aren’t they?) One thing about swampy, subtle he’s not!* Me, oh, I might let slip that I’ll be out of town for a week celebrating my birthday, but just in passing really, not that I’d expect anyone to notice. That’s September 5, but I’ll be on vacation, so you should all remember it’s coming and send me big greetings a week early. 
*Just kidding, darlin’, you barely mentioned your birthday at all. Really.
Naw. I’ve given up on them months ago. No one was showing up for them and they just sort of petered out. And they were digging into my knot tying time. So I just gave up on the whole magilla.
Hey, Kalley, I think we could do a good job of working September birthday greetings from the MMPers if we double team…specially since our birthdays are so close together…mine being September 2 an all.
Swampy, it’d be really fun if you took some pictures of you in your birthday suit…on your birthday…at that boys clothing optional camp…that you’re not going to for your birthday…cause you only saw the sign…waist up, acourse, for those with fragile sensibilities. I’m just sayin it’d be fun. :o
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Rue tell your grandma Happy Birthday for me. When she asks you who I am you can say: “I dunno. He’s just some gay guy that I post messages to on the internet.” She’ll love that you have nice new friends. Peter Jennings and Rasputin were born on July 29th. Wonder if grandma knows that. Also, the Spanish Armada was defeated on July 29th. Charles and Di got married on July 29th but I don’t count that so much now cause they divorced later.
Kalley, Ellie, NCB, Bumba Taters thanks for the bday wishes.
vunderbob I am the MMP attention ho’ that’s why I’m gettin’ all the birthday attention this week.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY VUNDERBOB!!!
Well, when I wasn’t busy copping a 'tude yesterday, I did send you via private e-mail
wishing you a fabulous birthday…
Happy Birthday Wishes to swampy and vunderbob!!!
I’m back from the beach…we had waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much fun. I was so busy at work yesterday that I didn’t have time to even glance at the MMP much less post to it, and I was dragging a bit since I didn’t get a lot of sleep over the long weekend. Me and my friend would come rollin’ in to the hotel lobby about 6am and the cute little desk clerk, Josh (a boy who likes boys, swampy) would just giggle, wave, smile and shake his head at us.
I cooked Greek food for 10 people Sunday afternoon at the beach. It was fun.
I LOVE Mexican, but I’ve never tried tortas. Speaking of Mexican, I got turned on to the Los Lonely Boys CD this weekend and have been listening to it just about non-stop. It’s great!
See, you people with clever screen names may mock those of us with numbers in our names…
…but it means you will NEVER FORGET WHEN MY BIRTHDAY IS. Ever, understand?!?
((Bumba)) I hope you’re feeling more chipper soon!
My birthday isn’t for another couple months October 10 but I will have you know that I share this auspicious day with none other than … Ed Wood. I think he’s dead, though, but isn’t that cool. Me 'n Ed Wood. On October 10. Easy to remember, that. 10-10.
That’s October 10th, in case you missed it.
Oooo, that was supposed to be Lil Lestat’s[sup]TM[/sup] birthday. His older sister was born on 2-22 and since he was a scheduled c-section, I thought 10-10 would be cool. Unfortunately, the assisting surgeon was reall southren old school and refused to participate if my ex, Spouse From The Abyss[sup]TM[/sup], was in the room. Soooo, to make a long story short and leave a whole bunch of stuff out, LL got borned the next day instead.
So, you were born on January 2, 1922?
Balloon animals, huh? You have piqued my curiosity, I must admit. Exactly how naughty are we talking? (Latex and naughty in the same sentence is almost always good!)
And, because I am terrible about this (I don’t even get birthday cards out in time):
Happy Birthday!!!
That will just have to do for everyone, sorry.
And I’d say that I look pretty darned good for an 82 year old broad.
Except, scout dear, that would make you an 84 year old broad.
FairyChatMom sent me the coolest ecard! It’s a game. See, you have a slingshot and you shoot pills at stuff that makes you old like balding, age spots and stuff. For every target you hit you take a year off your age. Right now I am 25. My goal is to be an infant by Saturday. It’s fun!