Sometimes hard to read on the back of my (t)rusty old 1970 Ford Pickup …
DO NOT WASH!
Scientific Rust Experiment
IN PROGRESS
I so want this sticker. Any idea where to find one?
I once pulled up next to a wonderful little old grandma, silver-haired and prim-looking, with a bumper-sticker reading, “HONK IF YOU UNDERSTAND PUNCTUATED EQUILIBRIUM”
It made my day.
The blue-shift one is awesome.
Daniel
WWJDD
(What Would Johnny Damon Do)
Jesus is coming–look busy
Many years ago I saw one that almost made me drive off the road from laughter.
**Humpty Dumpty was pushed. **
Not mine, but:
“MY OTHER CAR IS IN ESCROW”
“HONK IF YOU’RE JESUS”
“I’D RATHER BE A HIGHWAY PATROLMAN - GOD BLESS THEM!!”
“FRIENDS DON’T LET FRIENDS VOTE REPUBLICAN”
“ASK ME ABOUT MY GRANDCHILDREN. RIGHT NOW. WHILE I’M DRIVING”
“THIS CAR STOPS AT ALL FREEWAY APPROACHES”
“HONK IF YOU’RE DEAF”
“IF YOU LOVE JESUS, YOU’RE TOO DAMN CLOSE!”
Spotted on the front bumper of a truck in Santa Cruz:
RUN HIPPIE RUN
“Never have so few
taken so much
from so many
for so long”
My kid beat the hell out of your honor student.
Keep honking bitch, I’m reloading
Discourage inbreeding - ban country music
My favorite:
ALL ELSE FAILED
Another Santa Cruz classic (on a VW bus) -
“I beat up six hippies and all I got was this crappy bus!”
I used to have -
“Warsteiner: Life is too short to drink cheap beer” back in the early '90s when good beer was something that you had to actually go out of the way for. A buddy of mine had the same sticker on his truck and had blacked out the too and the to - “Warsteiner: Life is short drink cheap beer.”
Is this a reference to something??
I used to have:
I Brake for Tailgaters
and
Honk If You Love Peace and Quiet
I saw one of those car ribbons the other day that said:
SUPPORT THE MAGNETIC RIBBON INDUSTRY
Awesome.
Recently spotted on the back of a pickup:
“If you can read this, I’ve lost my trailer.”
I’ve always liked:
I like my new one. One of the white-oval country stickers.
Except it says “45ACP”
I prefer this one.
My wife used to want to get one made for me that would read “I BRAKE FOR JESUS”.
I don’t remember the exact wording, but something like:
God bless our troops
God forgive our government
Back in the old days, my girlfriend saw and bought this one for my old Chevy Van:
Now days I like
I prefer “He Ain’t Kinky - He’s My Governor”