I travel a great deal and to keep from sheer boredom - - will look for interesting bumper stickers. The ones I’ve seen lately are:
Be nice to me, I puke easily
Jesus loves you, but I’m his favorite.
What bumper stickers have you remembered due to originality?
“Screw You, We’re from Texas” (Presumably inspired by the great Ray Wylie Hubbard song)
This car powered by womyn.
(I wish I’d looked under the hood to see how many of them were in there.)
My favorite was a variant of the “I <heart> my <dog breed picture>” - instead, it read:
I <spade> my <cat>
clearly the visual mattered - very funny…
Another I really like is: Eschew Obfuscation
One bumper sticker that I saw, was:
Jesus is Coming–And Man is He Pissed!
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you’re an idiot.
My other car is a broom.
“Yee-Haw is not a foreign policy”
and
“What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about?”
are two that I’ve seen recently 'round these parts.
My other car is a piece of shit too.
Jesus is coming. Look Busy.
“Don’t worry, I’m a Geologist!”
It allayed many of my fears.**
**But not really.
On the back of an old, rusty Ford pickup:
When the rapture comes—
Can I have your car?
I’ve always liked:
I started with nothing – and still have most of it left.
I had this on my Jeep prior to the war, and a guy in Orange County who saw it was apoplectic. I thought his head would explode!
One that I used to have that I often feel is fitting for me is:
Since I gave up hope I feel much better
During the Reagan Administration I liked:
I know WATT’S wrong
And I found this one amusing, though it’s rather rude:
Welcome to California. Now go home.
The first 10,000 times I saw this I laughed:
I brake for no apparent reason
Hm, I’m rather fond of these two. Or at any rate, I’ve never forgotten them!
God bless the freaks
Thank you for not breediing
Grrrr, that would be breeding
The one on my filing cabinet says
GOD IS COMING
AND IS SHE PISSED
Other faves:
Wisconsin used have these stickers distributed by the tourism board or something that said ESCAPE TO WISCONSIN. WE once saw a hippy-dippy-looking car (in Madison, of course) that had used several of these, cut up, to coin a new slogan:
NO ONE CAN ESCAPE COWS IN WISCONSIN
And one I saw about a year ago:
JUST WHEN YOU THINK LIFE’S A BITCH
IT HAS PUPPIES
Could be taken either way: “Oh, great, puppies, more trouble to deal with,” or “OH BOY! PUPPIES!”
Haven’t seen it on the road, but mentioned in another thread:
Imagine Whirled Peas.
Last time we mixed Religion and Politics,
people got burned at the stake.
Don’t Blame me. I voted for Bartlet.
and:
Somewhere in Texas a village is missing its idiot.