This reminds me of the Monty Python sketch featuring John Cleese as the village idiot.
KANSAS: AS BIGOTED AS YOU THINK.
A play on a state tourism board phrase “Kansas: As Big As You Think”
BRING VERMONT FORWARD.
It was a response to a xenophobic campaign to “Take Vermont Back” (from them no-good gentrifyin’ New Yorkers, etc.)
I have this one. I love it too!
Visualize Using Your Turn Signal, a takeoff on the Visualize World Peace sticker.
I always liked George Calrin’s suggestion:
“I am the proud parent of a child whose self esteem is sufficient enough, he doesn’t need me to celebrate his minor scholastic achievements on the back of my car.”
or
“My child sold drugs to your honor roll student.”
At Biketoberfest last year I saw this sticker on a Harley Road King that looked like it’s been places. It was made up to look just like a manufacturer’s warning label:
Warning!
- If this bike is on a trailer, it is being stolen.
- If this bike is in a truck or a van, it is being stolen.
(You see, it’s funny if you knew how many of the bikes there were just trailered to the event to be used as bar-hopping ass jewelry.)
My Karma ran over your Dogma
and
God was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him
and
Born OK the first time
always make me chuckle when I see them.
I like My (breed of dog) is smarter than your honor student and Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
If you don’t like how I drive-
stay off the sidewalk
Not a sticker, but I did pull up behind a biker wearing tee that said “If you can read this, my bitch fell off”.
Remember the temporarily ubiquitous “Mean People Suck” bumper stickers? Little black squares with white, bold type? My favorite was a bumper sticker in exactly the same style: “Don’t Be a Pussy.”
My local favorite: “Keep Portland Weird”
That reminds me of a bumpersticker I didn’t see, but read about that said something like, “If you can read this where the hell is my trailer?” That seemed hilarious to me for years until I just typed it out right now and now it seems kind of lame.
When I was in college, I saw where someone took a couple of PURDUE UNIVERSITY window stickers and came up with UNDUE PERVERSITY. :eek:
God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier
Jesus saves, Moses invests, but only Buddha gives Dividends
You found God? If nobody claims him in 30 days, he’s yours!
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
Rock is dead. Long live paper and scissors.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
Procrastinate now.
PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.
Did you happen to see this on a tan 1988 Nissan Stanza Station Wagon? If so, that was probably my mom’s car. She had that bumper sticker for years, and in fact I don’t think I’ve ever seen any other car with it.
Back when those “Eat Meat” Carl’s Jr. bumper stickers were around, I saw one person who had apparently taken scissors to a couple of them and created “Eat Cat Meat at (Carl’s Jr. logo)”
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