“Friends don’t let friends boot OS/2”
(on a Texas truck)
HONK IF I’M AN AGGIE!
One I saw this weekend was the (USA) flag in the shape of a piranha
I love this because…I HATE THOSE STUPID RIBBONS.
Me too, Honey!
My wife made me move my favorite to the refrigerator in the garage:
“Liberals - One a day, one in possession.”
Currently, my license plate frame says:
“Get a grip - it was only a lane change!”
But I want CynicalGabe’s!!!
Okay, I’m an idiot – I totally don’t get it.
I’ve always been fond of one I saw for years in the student slum of Isla Vista outside of UCSB:
Be ALERT! (we need more lerts)
I’d rather be driving
–Raleigh Zen Center–
Cool. Thanks! (Twicks, I hope that explains it.) 
Just saw this one the other day:
If you can read this
You’re not the President
Seen on a motorcycle at Biketoberfest last year:
[sub]You see, it’s funny to someone who knows how many of these bikes are just trailered to these events only to be used as bar-hopping ass jewerly.[/sub]