He paid his date and slept.
Guy hunts whale; ship sinks.
Nah, they are contributing to another art form, the one sentence stories. More of those at http://www.onesentence.org/
It’s hard though, to make the six word stories a real sentence and not some evocative key words.
Swallowed whole, it crawled back out.
In retrospect, he shouldn’t have exploded.
“Is that whale semen you’re using?”
Fucking magnets. How do they work?
He touched it. It quivered moistly.
The stench of corpulence surrounded them.
The grass blades had tiny mouths.
“Whose spleen is this?” he demanded.
The puppies came in the night.
The Sun rose in the West.
From Brian Aldiss, who was challenged to write the shortest SF story possible. “That morning, the Sun rose in the west.” I shortened it per contest rules.
Mine’s crap. Guess I’m no Hemingway.
It turns out vampires are real.
The Mojave Ocean glistened.
She went out with the tide.
All the hummingbirds sang in unison.
On that horrible day, nobody died.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Bravo.
She whimpered once, then stifled it.
Rescue was but a numb hallucination.
Legalized marriage. If only he’d lived.
He worried he impregnated the mummy.
“Facebook has gained sentience! Run!”
Her skin crawled off and away.
In the end, the ants won.
They smiled, watching the moon crumble.
Centuries later they found the remote.
“I’ll always remember.”
“No, you won’t.”
But the cake was death too…
“Can we keep him, Mom?” “EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!”
“Don’t cry, sweetie; scars are beautiful.”
Frederick’s afterlife did not go as planned.
Rape? She says “yes”, I “no”.
The taillights vanished. She wept ironically.
The bake-off ended in cleansing fire.
Gigantic chinchillas cannot be reasoned with.
She suffocated under the cookie dough.
James Woods: “Ooo - piece of candy!”
Lions, Tigers and Bears! Oh crap!
Not Gay? 6th Beer. Blow Job!
Russian Roulette: You only lose once.
Love, marriage. You horse, me carriage.
Lap top, lap dance? Same results.
Love was blind, reality was 3D.
Payday! Damn, gone in 60 seconds.
Corvette $4.95 - Splitting profit with ex.
Superman’s power nothing, this is better.
The doctor said ‘inoperable’, I laughed.
Time travel destination only I’ve picked.
She held that flower for months.
As the lemur leaped, it laughed.
Hulk say purple pants too tight!