Reverend Moon’s mass weddings pale in comparison to his brother, Dr. Moon’s, mass prostate exams.
“Opinions are like assholes,” I said, “everyone’s got one.”
“Really?” she said. “Prove it.”
“Sigh … Very well,” I said, “if I must …”
“No, no, we said it was the NEWEST theater in town!”
If only Abe entered the rear of the theatre…
I don’t get it.
What does a picture of those old fashioned clothes pins, have to do with butts?
Man: So this is Heaven?
St. Peter: Well, Mr. Bugger, this is your Heaven!
The OP has a picture of a lot of bare bottoms, not “old fashioned clothes pins”. Unless that was your contribution, and you weren’t genuinely puzzled, in that case, please ignore the whooshing sound you hear, I’ll get my bearings eventually. 
The human rear & legs, when the person is bent over, looks like old-fashioned clothes pins. Kinda. Trust me, it’s a bona fide joke.
Yay! I commited my very first whoosh. 
“Order! Order! Congress is now in session…”
(“The chair recognizes the asshole from California…”)
I take it back. Monstre wins.
Opening Night at the Ork Theatre.
Celine Dion sings
Looking up some old friends.
When the time came to consummate the first all gay nude mass wedding, the plan hit a snag when it was realized that every newly married person was a catcher.
The entire audience cracks up.
Now they know how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Halllllllllll …
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Can we turn up the lights? I’d like to see the audience. Oh my.
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Has everyone put on their rubber gloves?
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Hey you, the guy standing second from the right in the first balcony. If that lady in front of you isn’t your wife, we are going to request that she stops what she’s doing to you, and you turn around like everyone else.
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And now, the event you’ve all been waiting for, the team dildo competition. Everyone make sure your blindfolds are secure.
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OK, you can all put your clothes back on. Please proceed down the walkway to board your flight.
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The Mighty Wurlitzer at the San Francisco Movie Palace.
“Everybody turn round and fellate the person behind you… Haha! tricked ya!”