This photo is just asking to be the butt of some good jokes.
Bill always found he was less nervous if he imagined the audience naked.
Sue hated performing at the Mel Gibson family reunion.
In her Opera debut, Paris Hilton gets a standing ovation.
The Peanut Gallery
The Le Petomane chorus’s performance of The 1812 Overture got mixed reviews.
The moons were beautiful that night.
“No, no, no! The auditions for Bottom are in the next theater over!”
or
“Hey! No more funny cracks from the audience!”
I knew that the proctology final exam was going to be tough, but this is ridiculous.
$2 a ball. Knock all 3 bottles down, and you get to pick anything on the bottom rack. Do it twice and you get something from the top rack.
Where’s Wally?
John always hated performing when the audience was feeling cheeky.
And Now
Technicians have been called to investigate an odor in the auditorium. They hope to have the source identified soon.
Moooooon-River…
“Show sold out: Standing room only at Breakwind Theater.”
Johan had felt that his new symphony was a masterpiece. But in the end, he found he had no way to rebut the audience’s cheeky rejection.
Hey! That guy, second row, third from the left! He owes me fifty bucks!
He thought you said “fifty butts”
Some people will just never learn how to do “The Wave.”
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Great. The Spleen has minions.
Well! It’s about time someone revived O Calcutta!
A whole lot of assholes all in one place.