Me too, me too!
No, no, that’s okay! Here, I’ll show you how it works. You go stand out in the middle of the basketball court… (looks around for big red bouncy ball…)
No. That’s my point.
You start out with this tiny ray of hope that maybe, just maybe, this time someone might actually want you. And then, as name after name is called, and you’re still just standing there waiting and waiting while that familiar sinking feeling settles into the pit of your stomach again…
[sub]I hated fucking dodgeball…<sniff>[/sub]
Sorry…what were we talking bout? 
Well, lets give CJ oh till the end of the week and if she backs outta the deal I am all your.
I’d pick Crorex because he seems like the type of guy I’d get along with. Plus, I’d always have an interesting time hearing about his day, and I would be more than willing to have a man cook for me.
Most of the Dublin Doper men* are lovely and were I not married, I would find them all fanciable.
*Leaving out a detailed a list, as it could get me into trouble.
[sub]I will take my payment in Brown Thomas gift vouchers, thank you.[/sub]
Yup, I was always one of the 5 or 6 people left (usually me and a bunch of girls) that the coach would point to and say, “Okay, that’s it, you three over here, you three over there.”
I’m bitter, damn it.
I’d marry Scylla or Welby in a heartbeat, were I attracted to persons of my own gender. You both make me laugh, and that’s better than sex, where I make other people laugh.
But, seeing as I’m not gay, nor do I believe they are, I think I’m going to have to stand in line for Vanilla, solely for her wit and her name. But alas, this is a tough choice… I’m attracted to brains and wit, which means I love most of the Doper ladies so very, very much. Not that I’m that much of a Ladies’ Man, in any case…
"I gots my Courvoisier… "
CJ if you can convince Kal then… well… I’ll wrassel ya fer 'im!
::blushes and shuffles feet:: Well golly gee NinetyWt, I never knew 
Fellas: yojimbo, Libertarian, LurkMeister, ColdFire
Gals: CJ, irishgirl, Scotticher, lolababy, Eve, Tansu
Okay, I could name a few more for both categories but don’t want to sound like a tart…
Heeeey…not fair to choose someone who is the clone of your husband.
Schucks!
Well, like you, I must agree that most of the DubDopers are truly scrumptious…sorry tir tinuvial Have you seen manwithaplan’s furry tummy?? Yeowza!! :: pant ::
Nope. He was unable to attend. So was his furry tummy. I don’t recall seeing any flesh at all. I was cheated!
The guy(oh gosh maybe he’s a girl?) who’s location is something like on the run with kilroy .
::sighs:: i knew bippythebeardless
would pick blue_poop
Chattywine, that’s Jonathan Chance – and IMHO [fake-British butler/waiter accent] an excellent choice, modom! [/fake-British butler/waiter accent]
I always kind of liked World Eater for some reason…
I GOT PICKED!!! Whoo hoo! Dodge Ball RULES!!!
It’s OK, chattywine. I’m flattered.
And I know more about Queen that bippy ever dreamed.
Can I claim you and Nacho4Sara? I miss her.
I would no doubt pick that cool-cat Cisco. I heard he has all the right moves and gives a mean back rub to boot.
I would have missed this if I hadn’t done a vanity search after being off for a few days; thanks, Washte!
I haven’t been following this thread, so I don’t know what’s been said about them to date, but off the top of my head I’d pick (in no particular order):
Washte - well, I’d be a cad not to, wouldn’t I? Besides, we have similar tastes in food.
Eve - because she’s so classy.
FairyChatMom - I like her sense of humor, and she’s handy around the house.
jinwicked - something about her just strikes my fancy.
cjhoworth,jarbabyj and Kn(*)ckers - just because. 
Yes, but don’t forget that you were also ineligible to actually play, due to having the wrong equipment on the playing field.