From the 2001 page a day calendar for November 7:
Islamic Fundamentalists Condemn Casual Day
My favorite from yesterday was:
If I Don’t Get My Medium Rare Shell Steak With Roasted Vegetables In The Next Ten Minutes, The Terrorists Have Already Won
you gotta love Jackie too!
Every week, I hope I’ll see another editorial by Smoove B. There’s gotta be some way for him to spin the war so he can get his groove on.
“Baby, I know your man is away in Afghanistan serving his country, but that’s why I’m here for you. I am your slow hand emergency freak aid package, from the Federal Department of Smoove.”
Yeah, but nobody rocks more than Herbert Kornfeld, stone-cold playa of Corporate Accountin’.
I miss T. Herman Zweibel. He’s the only one corageous enough to tell the truth about the world situation. Everybody knows that those crafty Spaniards are behind his silencing!
BTW, the Onion wall calendar for October was good too. The headline was from 1953: “Morty, Betty Crocker Executed for Selling Top-Secret Recipes to Reds”
Zap!