Yo lezlers- if you got something to say to me, just say it.

Aw. That’s too cute for words!

How on earth can you find it cute?! I am offended, because it represents the cruelty and enslavement of wild animals in so-called “circuses”. The Romans had “circuses” that they made the Christians play in. With lions!

Would you give your child a cuddly black minstrel with a ball around his ankle to play with? No? Won’t someone think of the children?! How their little minds are going to be warped by this image of servitude. I urge you all to boycott Ellie the Elephant and send emails of protest to Patons, the bastards.

I said my piece to even sven and I’m happy with it. I don’t have to prove myself to anyone. If she has anything else she wants to say to me she can start a Pit thread. Until then, I’m moving on. I just had something I needed to get off my chest about her and I did so.

As for the “state propagandist” comment, though: you know, it really is odd how quickly one gets called a “propagandist” or “shill” or “apologist” or chided as naive for supposedly believing “bullshit” simply for choosing to reject the groupthink that so many try to force down one’s throat and open one’s mind to the fact that maybe, possibly the picture painted of China in the West is inaccurate.

Other than that, I have nothing to say to you. If you make a post about something that offends me, be it about China or about something else, I might have a different response. As it stands now, though, you’re butting in to a conversation that has nothing to do with you. Good day.

I say good day!

Fortunately, I hate both children AND elephants, so I have no trouble oppressing both.

By these auspices, her posts are nothing to do with you either. Good day to you too, sir!

::Adjusts monocle, twirls cane, boards hansom cab::

You have a monocle?!

Screw the elephant! alice, you should learn to knit monocles!

Not only do I have a monocle, I have two of them, joined at the bridge of the nose. It’s all the rage!

That sounds more like a bionocle.

How do you feel about turnip when you’re unprepared?

Admit it, though - you’ve got crabs.

Everyone should.

Ask my wife— please! <rimshot>

I got bionocles all over the hull of my boat.

Word of advice: if you don’t want people butting into your private conversations, it’s probably a good idea to not have them in a public forum created for the express purpose of fostering debate and discussion

Ooooh you should just mind your own beeswax, mister, this is strictly between me and him. Them’s the rules, I don’t make 'em - they’re made by the renally challenged.

Butt out. He was talking to kidneyfailure.

Butt out. He was talking to Miller.

This is fun!

I say good day!

This is an A / B conversation. Why don’t you F off?

Yeah, Vinyl Turnip, it’s only funny when you’re picking on even sven! I laughed SO HARD until you turned on lezlers. God, don’t you know the difference between being funny and being a jerk?

Come on, lezlers, you can’t be serious about this. That fun at your expense was about 1/10 as bad a swipe as the one he took at sven. Lighten up, for heaven’s sake.

Z-snaps!