My parents have recently moved to York, PA, and, since my wife has dumped me, I came to stay for a while. As usual, my parents decided to get the local newspaper, here called the Daily Record.
I started having some suspicions about the paper from the first week we got it. Firstly, the newspaper seemed to give an awful lot of coverage to anti-abortion demonstrations. Secondly, the paper has a regular “Religion” section which gives loads of coverage to local fundamentalist churches. Lastly, the editorials all seemed personally written by Pat Robertson and his Christian Coalition cronies. I was surprised, because this area is not really a Bible-Belt community. Then on Saturday came the killer blow. The main section promised a third-section front-page story called “Tracts of Life.”
The front page of the third section was completely given over to a story about Jack Chick.
Yes, good ol’ Jack Shit himself got a pride-of-place story, complete with “aliens-from-Mars-invade-Earth”-size headline, not in the “Religion” section of the paper, but in “Living.” “Living in Fear,” more like, as the article gleefully revealed how local pastors were shoving Mr. Shit’s hate-on-a-plate into mailboxes. The article was so trash I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. The “journalist” covering the story called up Jack Shit Ministries, but failed utterly to actually speak to Mr. Shit himself, who was “unavailable.” In the interest of absolute fairness, though, the journalist presented a balanced viewpoint by interviewing a local evangelical preacher and…another local evangelical preacher. Preacher #1 loved Jack to pieces and happily described how he tract-bombed his local community. Preacher #2 said that, while he didn’t necessarily approve of using Jack’s trash, he didn’t think the tracts were in any way hateful to Catholics, Muslims or gays, to name a few. Despite the presence of sizeable Catholic, Muslim and gay communities in York, our intrepid reporter sensibly declined to contact any of them.
I have been reading newspapers since I was five years old, and I can honestly say I have never seen anything like it. I hesitate to call it bad journalism, because I don’t think it’s journalism. The really surprising thing is that, though I’ve only been living here for a month, I don’t see York as a particularly Bible-thumping place. Instead, I think the York Daily Record is run by a nutball who wasn’t paying attention when his high school journalism teacher told the class not to put editorial comment outside of the editorial page. That, and he “got” religion along the way somewhere.
Hoo boy. I’m still reeling over that Jack Chick article. What a fucked up newspaper.