I’m throwing a birthday party for myself on June 28th at Cue and Brew on RT 34 in Aberdeen New Jersey from 9pm- close. While my borthday is really the 24th no one celebrates during the week and since I am turning 28 I thought the 28th would be a great day. No gifts please your presence is enough presents.
How to get there use your favorite mapping software to get directions to 1212 State Route 34 Aberdeen NJ
I’m looking foward to seeing you there.
Hey, Have a good time!
Happy Birthday MannyL 
I’m afraid I can’t make it, though.
Happy Birthday for tomorrow!!
Okay, since you started a thread for yourself, I don’t have to do it for you tomorrow, do I? 
(I’ll wait for the sighs of relief from all the Dopers who think my numerous birthday threads are getting just a bit irritating :p)
I obviously can’t make it, being stuck here in Richmond as I am. But here’s what I would have said in the birthday thread I might have started:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MANNYL!!!
Approximate Phonetic Chinese Version of “Happy Birthday”: (thanks, Nathan!)
“Guung juuk nay fook sow yuen teen tsai, hing hong nay sun sun fie lok. Leen leen doe yao gum yut, suuy doe yao gum jzew, guung hay nay! Guung hay nay!!!”
Approximate English Translation of Above:
“Congrats on this good day of fortune, where we can all gather together. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Every year, this wondrous day arrives; Always, this wondrous time comes. Congratulations! Congratulations!”
I hope you have a wonderful birthday, and an awesome year to come. Take care of yourself!
F_X