Snort! “Methanphetibeans!” I have got to tell my sister the pharmacist about that word. She’s the one who named her first cat Speed, because he was so hyper, and because of her profession.
Luckily I have only been exposed to these in small doses. At the schoolhouse here they have only one machine that dispenses “methamphetabeans”, a handful for 25 cents. Very useful to get you through that boring systems review or to wake you up for that 10 PM simulator session.
Bitter. Sweet. Jolt.
I just now noticed that someone had caught my Lord Buckley/Jimmy Buffett “God’s Own Drunk” reference… Bravo!