Being a rock star will get you laid. Nobody can debate that. As an aside, I find it kind of existentially amusing that it used to be in history that the guy who fucked the most women was a great warrior, leader or king, whereas now the guy who fucks the most women is…some guy who plays the guitar or sings. Funny how times have changed. I mean, even with the appeal that comes with political power, I think way, way more women in 2009 would rather fuck Anthony Kiedis or the guy from Kings of Leon than Barack Obama.
Back to the topic at hand - I think given the ubiquity of birth control, the rock star thing would still not lead to as many pregnancies as you think. I mean, let’s take the top two guys, other than porn stars, in terms of number of women fucked (supposedly) - Wilt Chamberlain, and Gene Simmons. The exact number is debatable but I think it’s generally accepted that it’s in the thousands. How many illegitimate children do either of these guys have? Does anyone know? You’d think if there were many, they’d be making themselves well known, if for no other reason than to try to break off a piece of the money pie. But, between the two of them, I am going to wager that whatever number of illegitimate children they have is small potatoes compared to the children of some Arabian sheik with multiple wives or a harem of concubines.
Again, I don’t have the statistics and this is pure conjecture. But I’ll stand by it.
In other words, my advice to the teenager is: get very, very good at something with a chance of succeeding (the chances of being a successful rock star are tiny.) Become a great scientist, a lawyer, doctor or entrepreneur. Something profitable in the extreme. Then convert to Islam, move to Saudi Arabia or some other country where men have multiple wives, and start the collection.