Dopeco[tm] is making a line of straight dope poster figures.
Collect them all!
Tell me about your figure.
Mine is carded on a orange and pink pucci print box
Collect my other two friends, pez punk and ** mouthbreather **to connect our platforms together. You’ll get an interactive diorama!
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[li]the amazing cha-cha heels of doom[/li][li]A Neil Finn Poster and cd set.[/li][li]a nifty set of red bongos[/li][/ul]
My super power is to turn any situation into an absurd one - striking fear in the heart of seriousness.
Other accessories not included:
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[li]The Super Mini Cooper Mobile[/li][li]The Rem Koolhaus town home.[/li][li] “Art museums of the world” play sets.[/li][/ul]
It’s Super Space Ninja Force Inky™ with patented pnumatic eyebrow action!
Super Space Ninja Force Inky™ is a towering six inches tall (that’s 15.24 centimeters, .00213 Cubits or .000002416 Nautical Miles) and is armed to the teeth and ready for action with his patented Mr. Thumpy® racoon chaser-awayer stick, his deadly Titanium Spork and a complete set of cartooning pens!
Super Space Ninja Force Inky™ is also equipped with the new Siliconnoying Sound System [sup](patent pending)[/sup] which allows him to say, at the touch of a button, such phrases as:
“Ugh. I hate myself.”
“I wish I were dead.”
“Hey! Triscuits!”
–Just like the real Inky!
Super Space Ninja Force Inky™! Batteries not included, color scheme, retail price and mood may vary significantly. Not available in Utah, North Dakota or Geelong Australia. Cabernet Sauvignon refills sold seperatly.
From DOPECO™
Also look for these great new items!
Funk-Master Flash Inky
Sulk-O-Delic Inky (with Mood-O-Matic module).
Sex Machine Inky (must be 21 or older with valid ID to purchase).
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[li]Action EngineerTripler - Complete in BDUs with M-16, shovel, torpedo level, and a little white hardhat for the construction site.[/li][li]Action OfficeTripler - Complete with briefcase and working laser pointer[/li][li]Action Partyin’Tripler - Complete with miniature beer bong and six pack (must be 21 or over to purchase).[/li][/ul]
Now if I can just find an available Barbie to accompany the Action Partyin’Tripler . . .
It’s sticky! It’s gooey! It’s a gelatinous blob! It’s the NEW Wearia action figure! With blobing action! You can pour it on your table! You can eat it! Warning: Do not eat You can make it sing and dance! Warning: Does not sing or dance. Its tonnes of fun! Warning: Not fun. Buy yours today! Only $29.95! Warning: $60.79
Everyone wants a Wearia!
Warning: May only be moldy Jello. We are not responsible for death injury or flatulence cause by Wearia. We reserve the right to not send you your Wearia. We reserve the right to eat your children. Wearia is a trademark of Evil INC.
The hardygrrl has *Possibly Natural But Don’t Look Closely [sup]TM[/sup] red hair and green eyes. Fully articulated joints that will random make odd sounds if bent just the right way.
Pull the string on the back to hear ten randomly generated snarky sayings!
Comes with hockey stick, a six pack of Point Beer and really tall shoes. Attitude included free!
For an extra ten dollars, you can get the Wrestling Fun hardy, complete with a steel folding chair and singapore cane. Just ask her how her day at work was and she goes into action.
DopeToys INC not liable for any injuries or hurt feelings caused by Action Figure hardy. Do not taunt Action Figure hardy.
