[Origin: “No, rub it” reversed]
Eutychus : One who moves threads to MPSIMS.
I am in the dictionary.
bete noire : a thing or person strongly detested or avoided.
Oh wait.
That’s not good, is it? 
Guess it’s time to dust off the sig.
DreadCthulhu - a giant, monsterous octopus-like humaniod dwelling on the sunken island of Rl’yeh, waiting for The Stars to be Right, when he will then rise from the sea and devour humanity. Occasionally posses the hapless human typing this out, for the purpose of His own amusement.
Gopher: (noun) 1. a burrowing rodent known to frequent an online message board; 2. a sleepy student in the back row of any class he/she/it is in
robgruver: (noun) see Paradox
Soup_du_jour:
soop-du-zhoor
n. French
Lit. “Soup of the day”
- In restauranting, any of a catergory of soups that, because of infrequency of preparation, is sold only on certain days.
- Any soup not on the menu by name, but is nonetheless available.
or
n. French.
Abbr. Soup/Il Supe/Sdj - An early 21st century American Student known for his sharpness of mind and bad puns. Also known to change the subject, annoying colleagues in the process. (1983- present).
http://www.sjgames.com/in-nomine/articles/INChar/Angels/Cherub.Mastema.html
http://www.deliriumsrealm.com/delirium/mythology/mastema.asp
http://www.amadan.org/Innomine/Mastema.html
. . . I’m really not that bad!?!? except for that whole “sleeping with mortal women” thing.
Shirley Ujest:
1.To Pull the Wool over one’s eyes.
2.Yank one’s chain or leg.
3.Some times a hat trick of all three.
Standard English Dictionary
Saintnobody - n - The patron saint of the misguided, misdirected
and generally aimless. Also the patron saint of
the hopeless.
Ebonics Dictionary
Saintnobody - Shortened version of This Aint Nobody
Violet: edible flower. But too much can give you “the runs.” There is a Violet Society, for Violet lovers:
http://www.sweetviolets.com/
Ice Wolf - n. - (1) Determined flag-waver for that part of Australasia which isn’t Australia but is just as cool. 
(2) One who has no real hard-and-fast description, personality, or speciality, but likes to tag along for the ride on certain messageboards. (3) Despite the misnomer, one who is just another metaphorical weird little bird somewhere in the forests of Aotearoa.
Siegfried noun:
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Hero of Norse mythology. Legend has it that he had the hots fot the valkyrie Brunhilde and that his parents were from a southern state of North America. Also the central figure in the operas Siegfried and Die Gotterdammerung, the final two installments of Richard Wagner’s Der Ring des Nibelungen.
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One half of the popular Las Vegas magic/animal act Siegfried and Roy. They play with snow tigers.
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A leader of Kaos.
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Someone is posts to the Straight Dope Message Board but is none of the above.
Daerlyn - n: one who appears contradictory, but is actually skating just along the outer rim of accepted logic (v.: Cheerful cynic).
Feynn -
That thing which cannot be properly categorized due to it’s ever changing nature. See eclectic.
Angua:[list=1]
[li]Prachett’s werewolf[/li][li]Workaholic, caffienne addicted astronomer, bearing some resemblance to 1[/li][/list=1]
Main Entry: Tir`Tinuviel
Pronunciation: 'tir 'tinü’vE’el
Function: noun
Etymology: Tolkienian, from Sindarin Tir; to watch over or guard, and Quenya Tinuviel; Nightingale
1: favored by luck or fortune
2: unsteady or lurching as if from alcoholic intoxication
3: Having fangs; as a fanged adder
4: devout Twistian (heh)
CRorex:
A collection of slightly bad habits, a short temper when dealing with stupid people, an inability to wake up in the morning and the absolute refusal to believe there exists anything more powerful then him left left in a bottle of rum until it’s pickled.
Largely harmless, unless suprised shortly after waking up. Too apathetic to be bothered to respond to the majority of stimuli. Easilly distracted by alcohol.
Colin-ism : To stop paying attention to a conversation and make a joke based off of something said 15 min ago that is only slightly related to a tangent on some half vocalized comment made by someone at the edge of the conversation.
Colin-ism (2) : An alcoholic drink that renders a normal person unconcous after 1 16 oz glass.
Kilt-wearin’ man - (noun) - Male human who dresses in the traditional clothing of the Scottish Highlands at any opportunity.