What is this, the “Mod Squad”?
Guin, it’s not cheesepie, dear. It’s cheesecake. Get it right before I ban your ass for pie abuse, and far greater a sin, SAYING THERE IS PIE WHEN THERE IS NONE!
BE GONE!
When come back, bring pie.
Hmmm. How does one “butt in” on a public message board?
I think you’re BOTH being jerks, and if you don’t stop it right now, I’m turning this car around!
Oh yeah?, well I’m the Mod’s Police Police Police Moderator, so just watch it!
When come back bring hole.
Another example of two nations divided by … quite a lot.
It’s ‘cake hole’, preferably a Victoria Sponge if you’re asking.
London_Calling, you of all people should know that a cake is NOT a sponge.
Geez. :rolleyes:
I’m sure you’ll be thrilled to hear that I’m currently at my desk, with a cup of tea and a rather large slice of Victoria Sponge in front of me.
God I love employees who bake.
Have you lost all senses !! And what have you done with the rest of her ? … amazing the things that happen behind Annette Curtain.
Your dreadful pun (and it was) still does not change the fact that I am currently thrashing you with regards to cake availability.
Or I was, up to about 5 minutes ago. I feel confident that I remain ahead on the crucial “sponge crumbs on desk” scale.
You won’t believe this but as we speak I’m shoveling down half-price salmon and Philly cream cheese by the gob full, and as part of my new heroic high protein, low carb diet: That was, salmon and cream cheese, shed loads thereof … Victoria will have to wait for a few weeks yet !
… I’ll leave you to the crumbs …
git
SpongeCake HolePants.
Am I the only one who thinks a “Victoria Sponge” sounds like some kinda feminine hygiene product?
… yeah, I probably am, aren’t I.
I vote that we get the lime jello out of the pit and replace it with Guin’s dad’s cheesecake. Any seconds?
Actually, it IS pie-that’s what it’s called in the recipe. It’s made with pie crust in a pie plate.
And my dad DOES make pie-chocolate and vanilla creamcheese pie.
Fine with me. Wanna wrestle? 
Nope. No pie for you.
Even if that were true, as Q.E.D. has already demonstrated (I slay me) neuroman didn’t tell you to do anything.
Salmon or not, you’re still sponge worthy in my book, L_C.