By hook or crook, you are now the absolute ruler of your favorite sports league. All decisions regarding rules, policies, eligibility, everything, are yours to make. What would be your action items on your first day?
If I was the Grand Exalted Dictator-for-Life of the NBA, my first action would be to issue lifetime suspensions to Isiah Thomas and James L. Dolan of the New York Knicks before they can do any more damage than they’ve already done. I would dictate the suspension letters via cellphone on my way to headquarters that morning and sign the paperwork as I ride the elevator to my comfortable yet modest office suite in the Chrysler Building.
My other first-day actions would include:
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[li]Change the nickname of the Washington franchise back to the Bullets[/li][li]Reinstitute the jump ball to open each quarter[/li][li]Establish a season-opening single elimination tournament, featuring all 30 NBA teams and two teams from elsewhere in the world[/li][li]Declare that the next franchise which wants to relocate will move to Brooklyn[/li][li]Belay any further league expansion until the Amazing Year 400 Billion[/li][li]Mandate use of the old ABA red, white & blue basketball in selected games[/li][li]Enshrine Jamaal Wilkes in the Basketball Hall of Fame[/li][li]Send Bill Walton on an extremely long world tour as the Association’s “Goodwill Ambassador”[/li][li]Tell Phil Jackson and Pat Riley to get over themselves[/li][/ul]
What would you do if you ran your favorite sport?