You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What's your witty one-liner?

[pete66]

@Gyrate

"…And the best thing, the very best thing of all, is there’s time now… there’s all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. There’s time enough at last. "

<glasses fall off and break>

“Fuck.”

Bravo Gyrate, Bravo!

[Askance]

[QUOTE=Anne Neville]
“You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”
[/QUOTE]

What did she tell you?

Shameless straight-line provision since 1974

[BrassyPhrase]

Here goes the neighborhood!

[Boyo_Jim]

Finally we have achieved true equality!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Hey, wait, I have another two wishes…!

[Rysdad]

@KneadToKnow

[Jamie Hyneman]
Well, there’s your problem.
[/Jamie Hyneman]

Jaime got big boom.

[Johnny_L.A]

Meh.

[mikemo]

Bullwinkle: Guess I don’t know my own strength.

[BMalion]

@mikemo

Bullwinkle: Guess I don’t know my own strength.

Rocky: Again?

[Gedd]

@Anne_Neville

“You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”

@Askance

What did she tell you?

I don’t know, I didn’t listen

[fredricwilliams]

@Rigamarole

Civilization as we know it has come to a wretched, chaotic end however you prefer to imagine it. You happen to be there to witness it and you have time to make one last glib remark. What’s your line?

Finally.

[descamisado]

How my hair look, Mike?

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Oh, jeez, now? I have to get this to the post office by five…