You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What's your witty one-liner?

Boy, this party really died!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttt.

Hey guys! Watch this!

An apposite quote from an apposite movie The Strange Case of the End of Civilisation As We Know It:
“Good riddance. At last I’ll be able to get something done”

“Well, back to the old drawing board…”

“Screw you guys, I’m going home.”

“Gone a step up from frogs and locusts, it seems.”

It can’t be done - Peter Ustinov

The SDMB is down? CRAP!!! I thought they finally got that server thing straightened out.

Assholes!

“Crap. I need a computer* right now*. Wikipedia is going to need a lot of editing!

This Apocalypse goes to 11!

That’s gonna leave a mark.

"…And the best thing, the very best thing of all, is there’s time now… there’s all the time I need and all the time I want. Time, time, time. There’s time enough at last. "

<glasses fall off and break>

“Fuck.”

Easy come, easy go.

ruh-roh

“I don’t know Yogi, I don’t think mister Ranger is going to like this!”

Cecil’s fight against ignorance clearly failed. :eek:

::walks away singing, quite off-key, “It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine”

There’s the earth-shattering kaboom.

“Allez cuisine!” bites bell pepper

“Only the flu.”

“You know, it’s at times like this, when I’m trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.”