You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What's your witty one-liner?

Maybe we shouldn’t have partied like it was 1945.

“The Aristocrats!”

or

“Hi, Summer Glau? You don’t know me, and I know this may be an awkward time…”

Good Job, My Minions! Now we can rebuild this PROPERLY!

gosh, thanks… snorted Coke out my nose …

[Frank Zappa] … I knew you’d be surprised ! [/Frank Zappa]

See? This is why we can’t have nice things! Now go to your room !!

“Nope, that’s not it. Try the other breaker.”

Preferably, “So, where’s your god now?”
Realistically “Oh, FUCCC…!!!”

Peace - DESK

That’s my friend Oak what said that!:slight_smile:

Totally agree with that being the greatest scene by the way! Love the way he twirls that Winchester!

(And I don’t care that he was so sick in those days he couldn’t ride. The man paid his dues).

Q

“I’m ready for you, God. Are you ready for me?!”

“Aw, man. Just like last time…!”

Yippee Ki Ay, Mother Fuckers!

So, just so we’re clear, this is the absolute end of me ever having to watch pro football? OK, then, we can deal…

I’m too old for this shi-!

“OK hold! Time out! Wait! I can’t find my contact lens.”

I wouldn’t say anything, I would just hold up a little sign that read …
HELP!

At least this means there won’t be another Scream movie.

Mine would say:

“Will save civilization for sex”

All right, who had Mexican food last night?!

As the lights fade out, and everyone wonders what to do next - as Plisskin, “Welcome to the human race”

“That’s it man, game over man, it’s game over!” An appropriate line to end it all.