You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What's your witty one-liner?

come on folks! there is only one appropriate line for a time like this:

“so long, and thanks for the fish!”

of course, it has been done before-the last time the world was destroyed.
But it was a great line!

oh OK. son VunderBob got to this thread before I did. It is still the only line proven to be appropriate at the end of the world…

“That’ll buff out.”

Even better.

[Urkel]

D-d-d-d-did I do that?

[/Urkel]

Does this mean I’m not getting my sandwich?

Well whad’ya know? Fire is the cleanser!

Rosebud!!!

Pix or the cameltoe didn’t happen.

“Sigh… so this probably means George RR Martin’s gonna miss another deadline, right?”

“I was here before the beginning, I’ll be here after the end.” And just watch people look at me like I’m insane.

“Well, at least Steve Bartman’s misery is over.”

Let’s all get drunk and screw.

‘Let’s prove TS Eliot wrong.’

Way to go, Boehner!

And then watch him shed tears like the litter Indian…

“So it goes.”
Ok, it’s not my witty one liner, I stole it from Vonnegut.

[As a large-toothed alien race destroys everything]

Well, now we know how much wood a woodchuck would chuck.

I feel fine.

[Jamie Hyneman]
Well, there’s your problem.
[/Jamie Hyneman]

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