You are present to witness the downfall of civilization. What's your witty one-liner?

It’s a reference to John Wayne’s line before the final confrontation in True Grit.

Okay. And what was he telling them to fill their hands with? I saw that movie in 8th grade, about a hundred years ago.

:slight_smile:

Nicely done.

Guns, laser weapons, pointy sicks, whatever the overlords used. Oakminster seems to imagine that the end of the world will be something like The War of the Worlds.

I’m hungry. Anyone got a sandwich? Whadya mean there’s no more Dew? Crap!

**It was like that when I got here!!! **

Tibor did it!

Greatest scene in movie history

Yeah, when the Borg/Cylons/Shadows/Nasty Ned Pepper come for the planet, Oak fully intends to charge, regardless of odds, reins in teeth, guns blazing. Such is the path to Valhalla.

And just as effective as the Polish Cavalry charging Nazi tank columns on horseback.

Now… where did I put that warrenty card…?
or
Don’t Try this at home, kids!

[Bart Simpson]
I didn’t do it.
[/Bart Simpson]

It wasn’t me. I wasn’t there.

[Entire cast of Firefly]
Summer!
[/Entire cast of Firefly]

Skinner!

D’OH!

In this vein:

As I open the gun safe and begin loading up, in order to ride forth and build my own little kingdom (at gunpoint): “Who’s a ‘paranoid gun nut’ now, bitches?” Much more effective with evil, maniacal laughter.

But much more likely: “Dammit.”

I was dead at the time.
Hah! Take that, world!

[Urkel]

Did I do that?

[/Urkel]

To be, or not to b…Ah, screw it.

Hell of a party, but it had to end some time.