“Damn, the Mayans were ri-”
sings We’ll meet again
Don’t know where
Don’t know when
But I know we’ll meet again some sunny day!
“Nice work, President Palin.”
Who would have thought it would have been the Swiss?
[sub]hat tip to David Brin[/sub]
As God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly.
have you ever witnessed such cruelty?
“Looks like I’m going to be late for work.”
You think you had it rough? When I was a colt, I dreamed of having a saddle someday.
You had dreams of a saddle? Luxury!
When I was a lad, the seas turned into PROPER blood.
“What, no beer?”
Looks like this is not going to be a good day.
“Um, I’ve never really done this kind of thing before…”
Q
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn! Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftaghn!
(What? No one else wants to be on the winning side here?)
Yeah, that one. 
OR
“Either this wallpaper goes or I do”
In reality, it would probably be some variation of a grunt or interupted profanity. In my ideal scenario, it would be a final “I love you” to my kids. Fuck the witticisms.
“When I said “This goes to eleven” I didn’t mean it *should *go to eleven!”
Best wishes,
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“We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep.”
“I wasn’t even supposed to be here today”…
I always tell my mom I want this on my gravestone (yes, our family has a very irreverent sense of humor), but downfall of civilization is MUCH better.
Snagglepuss “Exit, stage left, even”.
fill your hand?
Huh?