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“Oops, I did it again”
BANG!
“Who farted?”
“Waiter, the check please!”
Vidi, Vene, Vici
And my choice would be The Winslow’s comment IRT the heat-death of the universe:
“Hey! Who turned out the lights..?”
“Hold my beer and watch this!”
“Penis”
“… no size restrictions, and SCREW the limit!”
I’d fart.
Really, what better way to send out all of civilization than a nice poot! Plus, if I shit myself trying too hard, no one’s around to witness my humiliation.
“Heh. I still owe the IRS millions.”
“I told you so!”
“I know it’s been awhile since I called, Mom, but…”
“Oh, well. Tomorrow is another… d’oh!”
“Um… could I call you back?”
“What the hell, Supersize me!”
“C’mon, I saw this coming years ago.”
“I guess Ghostbusters was a documentary, after all.”
“At least the latest round of Middle East peace talks won’t fail like all the others.”
“No, really, I don’t want the extended warranty.”
“Khaaaaaaaaaan!”
Yog, I hate you and you know why.
Ah, I knew someone would beat me to the Farside quote!
Goddamn Bush.
“Maybe we should have listened when they warned us about gay marriage.”
I told you he was from Kenya.
Smile, you’re on Candid Camera.
I should have picked the under.