“I win, Student Loan Corporation! HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
…Or was it the blue wire…?
Gee, I wish I’d spent more time at the office…
“Last Call, gents”
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
If I’m not immortal:
" I really should have banged more chicks and a heroin addiction might have been pretty cool too."
If I am like Winslow:
“Again? Well back to practicing my Tuvan throat singing.”
Ummm…I don’t. Am I being whooshed? Did we have an argument in another topic? 
If I had to guess, I’d say because you ninja’d his line…
Four quadruple whiskeys please.
“You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here.”
I *told *you not to press that button!
As one of four Yorkshiremen:
“I’ve had worse!”
The whole comic is also posted in a slightly larger format at Foglio Studios at the end of the Buck Godot comic reprint, here.
Somewhere on that website is also a photo of the actual Winslow.
Sorry, should have been clearer; kaylasdad was correct, I had just decided (after making sure to read the entire thread) that would be the perfect one-liner, when I saw your post.
You can still post it, and direct the line towards me. It would be…logical. 
Oh Man. I just had acquired 15 pigs on Farmville.
Yoooooogggggg!!!
Maus, I hate you . . .
Fuck it dude, let’s go bowling.
“I told you so”