I’d spend too much time on the toilet.
Wow.
Just, “wow.”
How … uncynical.
A Crack Ho stole my credit card. (Seriously.)
Yes, there are people who follow the line of a particular press source, be it Fox News, or the Washington Post, but most people are thinking beings.
So have we decided that rather than make them pick through our internet histories one click at a time, we’ll just confess everything on here as some kind of giant one-stop dirt shop that they can check anyone in?
How would I do?
Why, I’d be fine, of course. Except that I’m not American-born. If they change the rule, then everything I’ve ever done, even that time I erased Atlantis from history, could probably be spun as cutely “British”.
Also, I’m not moving to America, President or no President. So that’s another new rule they’ll have to make. I am prepared to do the job from here, though, either online or by calling in occasionally to check on things.