Here’s the deal. You can fly! Yay! But that’s all you can do. No more ambulation for you. Ever. The way the flying works: you hover, at whatever height you want between 1 and 1000 feet above the ground. But you can’t move any faster than you could walking/running, so no zooming around all superman-like. Flying also takes just as much energy as walking/running, but is obviously no-impact, so if you have joint problems or whatever, the flying thing will be an advantage.
I would need to see a demo tape first. The inability to move around any other way could be a big problem in lots of indoor spaces. Also, you have to be off the ground so that would mean that I would be over 7 feet tall and most buildings are not built for that. Getting in and out of cars would be a bitch too. I have never known anyone that can do this so it is hard to choose.
Would the flying involve wings? If yes, then no flying for me. Wings would mean not being able to be moving and near/holding hands with someone else. No way to I want to spend the rest of my life 6’ away from people.
Can I swim, or at least “hover” underwater just like in the air? Do my legs atrophy and dangle uselessly under me, or do they stay healthy so I can stand in one place while not flying?
I fail to see the downside. Surely flying at a foot above the ground can do anything walking can, no? And if it takes up the same energy as walking, then exercise wouldn’t be a problem, either.
Well only the time someone put a raccoon in the treadmill. I’m still recovering.
In all seriousness, though, maybe flying fast would be fun…if it’s as much exertion as a run, I might get the same endorphin rush/exercise high from it. Maybe. And it’s probably pretty easy to find fly-space whereas there are few places to run without bumping into people.
Maybe we should revisit the whole energy expenditure thing then. What type of energy? Would flying be aerobic? Does it burn calories? Or does it take mental energy?
Also, is this a choice given to everyone in the world, or just me? If the latter, I would expect most everyone around me to freak out. The talk show circuit alone would make me very unhappy.
And working legs are useful for more than just walking.
Can I stand ever again? Sit ever again? Lay down ever again? Seems you’re talking about some sort of built-in repulsor field that would push you away from a horizontal surface, wherever it was–else, you could just get around this by building some platform a foot or more above the ground.