Last year my friend Kate went to a high-end sound shop to buy some gear for doing freelance field interviews for radio. I was with her. The sales guy gave her a very friendly elaborate pitch and got her to spend about $600 on a Sony NetMD digital recorder, a fancy microphone, and SoundForge software. The idea was (I was there, and this is what we both got out of it) that she could take this little gizmo with her out and about, plug in her microphone, record interviews with people, and then plug in the Sony via USB to her laptop or computer, copy the sound file to the computer, edit it in SoundForge, and be on her merry way. Cool!
About a year later I wanted to record a song as a gift for another friend. I asked Kate if she’d bring her little recording toy and play guitar while I sang. No problem – she hadn’t used it much, but she was pretty sure it would work. We recorded our song, and then tried to download it to my computer, but no dice. Well, she didn’t bring the software with her, and maybe we needed that. Fine, she’d try it at home.
Now Kate is not the MOST computer-savvy person in the world, but she does manage to fumble around with the basics. Nevertheless, she could not seem to figure out how to get this file copied to the computer and burned to CD. I would have helped her, but in the meantime she had moved across the country, so I didn’t have access to the equipment.
Time passed and passed, and I was starting to get frustrated, and ready to give up on the recording I made with Kate. So I went to another musical friend, Dave, for help. He has a microphone and a four-track recorder of some kind. I gave him the music to look over, and we’re going to get together in the next week or so.
Meanwhile Mr. S and I started trying to think of ways we could get this thing recorded ourselves. Last weekend we took a trip around the city looking for our own recording device. We found lots of MP3 PLAYERS, digital recorders WITH NO MIC JACK, fancy boomboxes WITH NO MIC JACK, and karaoke machines. There were also some cheap-ass tabletop tape recorders at Radio Shack. (And digital recorders for taping lectures and such; we tried one and the sound was for shit.) Or we could blow a few hundred bucks on a fancy multi-track mixing board. WTF???
Anyway, after a very frustrating day, we got home and discovered that our stereo has a karaoke function on it. By cheating and setting the source music to “nothing,” you can record to tape. Then you can set your recorded tape as the source and record again, essentially creating a two-track recorder. So we’ll try that.
But WTF??? Remember when we (by “we” I mean people who were kids in the 60’s and 70’s) used to screw around with our tape recorders, making plays and singing songs and so on? It was so easy: (Optional Step 1) Plug in microphone. (Step 2) Insert tape. (Step 3) Press “Record.”
What the hell happened???
Then Kate finally called. She had been through tech support HELL only to find out that the Sony NetMD recorder WILL NOT DO what she was told it would do. YOU CAN’T transfer music from the recorder to the computer – IT’S A ONE-WAY CONNECTION. The thing is designed for ripping music off CDS and moving them to the recorder for playback. She went to the Sony user forums, only to find out that SONY IS SHUTTING THEM DOWN because they’re tired of dealing with pissed-off people. So she spent $600 for nothing.
Needless to say, she is going to burn a hole in the butt of the guy who sold her this thing.
SO HOW THE HELL do people, as in non-professional musicians, just record stuff at home anymore? Do we not have the technology? Is there NO WAY to simply plug in a microphone and hit “record” anymore? Yes, I can use my stereo for my current project, but only by futzing with the stupid karaoke function. And it’s not exactly portable, if I want to record somewhere besides my living room. We have zillions of cheap, portable MP3 players for downloading music from the Net and from CDs, and we have file-sharing services up the wazoo. Why can this technology not be used to make new music without renting a recording studio?
We went to all kinds of stores – Best Buy, stereo shops, music stores – and every salesman essentially told us that we have all kinds of ways to rip off music from professional recordings, but no easy way to create our own. Unless we want to spend hundreds of dollars on way more gadgetry than we need.
Musicians, sound techs: What the hell? Am I missing something? Please tell me I am missing something. This is insane.