You can still bet online for Trump to win

[Atamasama]

@Biffster

I couldn’t blame him if he wanted to stay away while they fumigate the place.

It takes forever to get Cheeto stains out of furniture fabric.

[Colibri]

@DWMarch

The nuttiest thing I have seen is a suggestion that Biden isn’t actually at the White House, he’s on a re-used set from a movie.

Actually, he’s on a set on the moon.