You can't make this stuff up: Screech sex tape...featuring a dirty sanchez

I’ll have to do that, but it’ll have to wait until I’m not at work. I wouldn’t be surprised though if there are people nicknamed “Dirty Sanchez” as a joke and the search mostly turns up pictures of them.

Dare I ask?

Like in the movie “Dodgeball”, where it’s the name of a bar. (Of course, the bar’s logo is a woman with a moustache.)

It certainly feels like the term, and corresponding act, was invented out of thin air, and the documentation came later. Kinda like “Santorum”.

Quite an education, that flick. There must be about ten things in that little speech I never conceived of in my wildest nightmares. My guess is even if some of these practices were truly apocryphal, the dread genie of collective awareness is now out of the bottle, and novelty-starved fetishists the world over will feel compelled to make them a reality.

Well I can’t argue with you there. Not when there’s someone on this very board who knew someone who ate their own penis before having the rest of him eaten…just for kicks apparently. Of course I still find furries top it for creepiness even beyond shit or selfcanniballisim. Why can’t people stick to bondage and anal sex, as God intended?

Anyway, I can’t help believing (while I believe enough in scat, I’ve read enough De Sade) that dirty sanchez was dreamt up by some guy spending to much time online and now if people are doing it it’s because they “read about it on the internet”. People, don’t do everything you read on the internet!!! Don’t smear shit on other people, don’t eat your own penis! Clear enough?

Oh, great. Now you tell me.

I really should apologize to my boss.

Wow… You must really be creeped out by them to put it above incredibly disgusting or self-destructive! As for myself, nothing that doesn’t involve bodily fluids or eating flesh can possibly top the practices that do!

What sort of sex do you enjoy that doesn’t involve bodily fluids?

Bah, you know what I mean! :stuck_out_tongue:

As another poster pointed out above, yes, it was extremely popular. I’ve found that most people in their mid-20’s can answer even the most obscure trivia questions about it due to massive syndication watching.

There is an entire chapter in Chuck Klosterman’s Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs about the show that includes the following (non-SBTB material removed):

Heh…I said the same thing to my Boston friend when he was describing the “chili dog” for me. I expressed humorous disbelief that such a practice was engaged in and enjoyed by anyone anywhere, and he took me by the shoulder and said “prav, there’s this place called ‘New York City’…”

Of the [semi] famous, there’s UFC fighter Diego “Dirty” Sanchez, and the guy who runs BangBus, also known as Dirty Sanchez.

I, uhhh, heard about the latter one from, uhh, some other dude, who is not me.

Well. Interestingly, Wikipedia has information about porn sites, it seems. (I’ve heard of Bangbus, actually, and there’s a parody gay site called “Baitbus”, in which straight dudes are supposedly tricked into having sex with men.)

Anyway, the first several pages of Google image search results (with SafeSearch off, of course) didn’t show any actual pictures of the act. I’m still convinced it’s not a real common activity.

M. Butterfly? <sob!>

This was actually the first story on this eve’s The Soup.

Ok, I’ll give you, disgusting bacteria laden substentences and self mutilation/self distruction is way worse that a furry bunny suit.

But what can I say, while I wouldn’t get within a millon miles of those things somehow visceral body excretions (there are are many of which I’m fond) and the connection between sex, pain and death makes perfect sense to me.Whereas the connection between fuzzy bunny suit…just seems a bit…I don’t know. Too close to pedophilia. Yeah I know they’re not. I shouldn’t even make the comparision, they’re consenting adults and good for them if they’re having fun. But somehow…

Ah well, the world is full of kinks. I don’t have to like yours and you don’t have to like mine. But I think we can all agree on one thing…

Don’t have sex with Screech!

Joel said it, but they bleeped the word sanchez.

Not a parody. Run by the same people. May be the same bus.

I bow to your expertise in the area of distinctly sleazy porn.

I made it through about twenty pages and I didn’t find any pictures of the act itself although, I did find a pictures of a very realistic looking vagina cake, a guy who practically has his whole arm stuffed up another guys ass, and someone who has stretched their lobes enough that a penis can be poked through.