You can't make this stuff up: the Mooch is out already

[Rick_Kitchen]

@Lance_Turbo

Say what you will about Reince Priebus, his public statement about his own shitcanning was extremely polite and very professional.

Has the Mooch made a public statement yet?

One unconfirmed report had him being escorted out.

[John_Mace]

@Lance_Turbo

Say what you will about Reince Priebus, his public statement about his own shitcanning was extremely polite and very professional.

Has the Mooch made a public statement yet?

When they edited out the unprintable parts, there wasn’t anything left.

[RitterSport]

@AlsoNamedBort

The punctuation was messed it up. It was supposed to say, “Everything is fine? No, WH Chaos!”

I get this reference! And I love it!

Works on commission? No! Money Down!

[Sherrerd]

@Crybaby_Boobie

“According to a senior editor at the Wall Street Journal, Scaramucci is the short-serving communications director in history, and joins Priebus as the shortest-serving chief of staff in history and Gen. Michael Flynn as the shortest-serving national security advisor in
history.”

Sadly, this will make Trump actually accurate when he inevitably claims “my Presidency is historic! everyone says so!”

…so Scaramucci won’t be getting the $98 million pay-off courtesy of the Chinese government, after all?

That will make him extra front-stabby. (And maybe talkative???)
Six days ago:

The sale of the firm founded by incoming White House communications director Anthony Scaramucci to a Chinese conglomerate is undergoing a regulatory review.
SkyBridge Capital agreed in January to sell itself for an undisclosed price to HNA Group, a deal-hungry Chinese company. The deal was struck as Scaramucci, who founded the hedge fund network in 2005, was preparing to join the Trump administration in a different role.
The SkyBridge sale was expected to close at the end of June, but it is still pending “regulatory approvals,”…

Sale of Scaramucci's firm to Chinese group is under regulatory review

More on the deal, from seven days ago:

Anthony Scaramucci is selling his fund of funds business to a Chinese conglomerate with ties to the government.
…Let’s not be naive. If I told you that a firm with ties to a sometimes adversarial foreign power was trying to overpay a Trump administration official for their now struggling business, you might say, “Gee, that seems like a conflict the White House doesn’t need right now.” But here we are.

The $180 million conflict that kept Scaramucci out of the White House in...

[Happy_Lendervedder]

@Lance_Turbo

Say what you will about Reince Priebus, his public statement about his own shitcanning was extremely polite and very professional.

Has the Mooch made a public statement yet?

Anthony Scaramucci released a statement Monday afternoon following his dismissal as White House Communication Director: “FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!”

[Northern_Piper]

And a little update on the Mooch’s family priorities, courtesy the Daily Mail:

His estranged wife Deidre delivered a baby boy last Monday, during his fourth day on the job.

Scaramucci skipped the birth in favor of riding Air Force One to accompany the president for a speech at the national Boy Scout Jamboree.

The baby was born with health problems and was whisked to neonatal intensive care.

The short-lived communications director visited mother and child on Friday – after attending another Trump speech on Long Island.

He was spotted boarding Air Force One without a wedding ring on.

He was widely lambasted for greeting the news of his expanded family by sending his wife a text message that read: ‘Congratulations, I’ll pray for our child.’

[bobot]

It’s good to finally have a President who brings dignity back to the White House! This administration has been a real time, daily expression of dignity, Republican values (Thanks, Trump voters!) and stability. A rock upon which monuments will stand!

[asahi]

Meanwhile, US-Russian relations continue to deteriorate and North Korea fired another ICBM test. It’s good to know we’ve got a president whose finger is on the pulse of everything.

[wolfpup]

" … the latest in a long list of White House shake ups that have rocked the presidency with a sense of chaos."

A “sense” of chaos? Yeah, I got the same sort of sense when I used to watch the Three Stooges as a kid, like when the intrepid trio has crashed a cocktail party and Curly has his head stuck in the ice bucket while Moe and a large dog are overturning the entire buffet table while Larry kicks him in the ass.

[PatrickLondon]

Not so much an administration, more a hokey-cokey.

[kaylasdad99]

@RitterSport

I get this reference! And I love it!

Works on commission? No! Money Down!

Ahem.

Contingency

That is all.

[elucidator]

If Trump had thrown Reince and Scummy under the bus at exactly the same moment, which would get squoze into brown goo first?

[RitterSport]

@kaylasdad99

Ahem.

Contingency

That is all.

Here, you can have my Simpsons card. Hangs head in shame

[E-DUB]

The Plane has Crashed Into the Mountain

[Ethilrist]

Well, what did they expect when they hired a guy that’s used to firing somebody every week?

[BobLibDem]

Darn. I was looking forward to ScaramucciCare “Hurt your back while sucking your own cock? No fucking way do we pay for that!”

[alphaboi867]

@Truman_Burbank

We’ve been deprived of seeing Melissa McCarthy play him on SNL. Woulda been epic!

Mario Cantone played him on last week’s episode of The President Show.

@ElvisL1ves

Bannon and Conway are in the freezer; do they count?

Kellyanne Conway is still alive?

[Backwater_Under_Duck]

@PastTense

While your head may be spinning remember Trump is made of sterner stuff:

http://www.politico.com/story/2017/07/31/trump-ousts-scaramucci-as-communications-director-241172

Auto correct unfortunate typo: Trump is made of Sterno stuff.

[PastTense]

@alphaboi867

Kellyanne Conway is still alive?

No, it’s Scaramucci who you are thinking about:

Scaramucci is a 1989 graduate of the Cambridge, Massachusetts, school[Harvard Law School]. A directory mailed to alumni this week included an asterisk by his name indicating he had died.

Harvard accidentally lists Scaramucci as dead in alumni directory

[DSYoungEsq]

@Northern_Piper

And a little update on the Mooch’s family priorities, courtesy the Daily Mail:

I hate to throw cold water on this story, but there’s some context here:

The parties have been officially separated for some months now. The wife filed for divorce a couple weeks (I believe) before the birth of the child. There were negotiations between Mr. Scaramucci and the wife’s lawyer to arrange for him to be able to be at the hospital for at the birth, or sometime shortly thereafter; apparently those negotiations were not progressing well.

So it’s not like this guy’s a jerk who just blew off the birth of his child.

He’s just a jerk, period.