Nothing to add.
I just love you people
Take Him Deep - What Ms. Lovelace is known for.
Balk - an aborted attempt at intercourse
On Deck - the poor guy who’s gonna wind up with sloppy seconds
In the hole - do I really need to explain this one?
mighty Casey has struck out - no luck at the bar, or, alternately, luck in the bar and no luck AFTER the bar…
the Green Monster - a really, REALLY unclean man or woman
Gosh…I…I don’t get it. The hole?
Hi yojimboguy!
the Mudville 9 - anal sex with an very well endowed man; “I gave her the Mudville 9 last night.”
hit a screamer - a woman who has very vocal orgasms; “You should have heard her, she hit a screamer.”
the cheap seats - a date with a woman of easy virtue; “I don’t know - I didn’t catch her name. I was in the cheap seats.”
Triple A ball - a small breasted woman; “Anna Nicole Smith was the majors; Calista Flockhard is definitely Triple A ball.”
games behind - what takes place before you give her the Mudville 9
take one for the team - a mercy fuck; “She was so desparate, I had to take one for the team to get her to leave.”
lost it in the lights - to make a fool of oneself over a beautful woman; “I couldn’t take my eyes off her and then I spilled my drink in my lap - I lost it in the lights.”
Ball in the dirt - Outdoors sex.
Payoff pitch - the line that gets the woman to go home with you.
Toe the rubber - safe sex with a foot fetishist.
Scoring position - Missionary, etc.
High, hard one - an erection. This gives new meaning to “getting good wood on a high, hard one”
Okay, so no wonder baseball’s so popular in the north. I never really knew why before …
Okay, so no wonder baseball’s so popular in the north. I never really knew why before …
Choke up on it: Taking a little too much orally.
Balk: Giving the green light, getting naked, but then deciding not to have sex.
Grand slam: a good, solid pounding all around.
Interleague game: trying a little same-on-same for variation
Away game: what goes on the road, stays on the road. (i.e., it’s not cheating if it’s in another city!)
Hey! The SDMB has been ripped off!
Let’s see. This thread started on the 8th, and the article appears on the 11th. Just when was this guy’s deadline anyway? We must get to the bottom of this.
Oh hells no. Someone WILL pay.
Well, at least he didn’t rip off my “Mendoza Line.”
there are so many places this one could be taken, that I don’t know where to start:
“He’s a five tool player”
talk amongst yourselves…
Two that need no explanation:
“RBI” is sometimes (heretically, IMO) pronounced “ribbie.”
And: “Two out, one on, one in.” 