You fucknuts make baby lab animals cry

The BBQ Pit
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You fucking morons. What the fuck were you thinking? “Setting off a smoke bomb in an office building will help end animal testing.” Are you fucking stupid?

Wait, of course you are. I hope somebody steals all your clothes and leaves you with a wardrobe consisting entirely of fur, leather and animal skins. But don’t worry, all these animals committed suicide, so it’s alright.

But wait, I suppose we have to take you seriously, since animal testing is obviously evil. Noble intentions and all that gorilla shit. Well fuck your noble intentions, jack offs. What the hell are we supposed to test vaccines and cancer treatments on first, humans? … I’m stopping this line of thought here so I don’t violate Godwin’s Law before I leave the garage.

Fuck you, shit-for-brained bleeding hearts, noses, ears, kidneys and scrotums. You’re fucking terrorists, and I hope you get prosecuted as such by big scary government lawyers.

And heaven forbid any of you should be unfortunately enough to look ‘Middle Eastern’, either.

Stupid cock varnishing anal xylophones.

2

Hmmmmm…mad about animal testing, so lets bomb an insurance company? I think someone gotta hold of some rotten banana peels…:rolleyes:

3

Sigh.

The thing I most hate about these psycho animal rights activists is that most of them wouldn’t last 15 minutes in the world that they hope to create.

I mean, I like fluffy bunnies as much as the next person, but I like the idea of medicines to cure disease more.

4

There’s an easy solution. These guys want drugs testing on animal stopped. All they have to do is sign the right consent forms, and we can test on the them instead.

5

There’s not a lot the anti-HLS won’t do. They’ve even helped fight ignorance by preparing a list.

I defend their right to protest (though I personally don’t agree with them at all), but some of this stuff is insane.

As you can see here, some have been jailed for their over-the-top tactics.

Some poor little girl may lose her sight as a result of these brain-addled loons.

In the interests of fairness, the loons referred to above are your generic animal-rights activists, not necessarily linked to the HLS protests.

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Protesting? Sure. But this is far from peaceably assembling for the purpose of a redress of grievances.

Some people just have too much time on their hands and don’t get enough attention.

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Left-wing fascism.